and it's not a bad film — it's a spectacular-looking one in spots — but it is also a film entirely made out of other, better and more thematically cohesive films. so it's 2001 and the three-body problem and arrival and wall-e a little bit, but it's also Quips Sexyman Saves The World Part XVII and ultimately just not that lot

while watching i wondered why the earth needed to be in peril, and if the other two members of the multicultural crew dying to leave the White Man in charge was some kind of an anti-woke statement; but in light of some of the book author andy weir's 'most media literate libertarian' comments about how star trek should be just about spaceships going pew-pew, at least to him the answer is yes to the latter and 'fascism' to the former

@esvrld I read the book a little while back and I may have given him too much credit, especially given his recent decision to open his mouth, but I took the death of the international crew to strand the white boy as an understanding that his second book failed because he is not any good at writing people interacting with each other and his only skill is creating clever little puzzles for his self-insert to solve in complete isolation. Giving him an alien buddy was a good move because it opens the possibility of character interaction without requiring it to resemble the way humans relate to one another

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


I'm doing a eekly 1hr meeting where I'm going over with a director of engineering my soap box on managing a product management organization and actually it's coming out to be a pretty good episodic thing

Topics have been
- different types of product managers and the basic skill sets in developing requirements
- how product managers ensure an ongoing cadence for an engineering team
- dealing with product managers with varying backgrounds (engineering, data analyst, operational SME, consulting etc)
what's been fun is that this Director and I worked at a previous company with product managers that I didn't manage and I'm able to reference "hey remember that person? that person was awesome and here's why."

so in various email chains and slack threads I'll forward them to said director (if he's already not in there) and be like "ok a GOOD product manager would do THIS" and a "BAD product maanger would do THAT" rememember when so and so did THIS? that was good.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


The fried eggs have turned to scrambled eggs.
You know what?
Considering we didn't have a spatula, it's not horrible.
Yum.
Alrighty.
It's breakfast time.
It is 904 and we're still at 100%.
To be fair, we didn't really do anything with the phone just yet.
It was just mostly sitting there in my pocket.
Also, yes, I do put the the milk in first because this way the cereal doesn't get soggy.
Unfortunately, it seems my opinion is a rather unpopular one.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


This morning while walking to work I had a thought: is it possible that the reason why the perception of the #replyGuy problem being worse on #Mastodon (and the #Fediverse in general) is due to sheer (lack of) numbers?
So I came up with a simplified model to check if this was indeed sufficient to explain the phenomenon.
Let's assume that, similarly to Mario Cipolla's Basic Laws of Human Stupidity, the fraction of reply guys in a population is a given constant ρ.
1/n
#maths

Let's also assume for simplicity that reply guys operate mechanically, i.e. do not use some kind of automation to find posts to reply to. This puts an upper limit to the total number of posts a reply guy can reply to in the course of a single day. Let's call this D.
We can also assume that on average a single non-reply-guy will generally post P < D posts per day.
Ignoring for a moment larger timeframes than a single day (but the discussion is similar if we extend the observation period) …
2/n

 … and assuming replyguys select randomly the posts to reply to (i.e. they don't specifically target a person for any particular reason), can we calculate what is the probability that a given person will see at least one reply from a reply guy?
Before doing the actual math, let's look at some practical example. Let's say that 1 in 10 users are reply guys, a reply guy goes through 100 posts per day, and a regular user posts 10 messages per day.
3/n

If there are 10 users in the network, 9 are regular users and 1 is a reply guy. There are 90 regular posts per day, and the the single reply guy will see ALL of them (because they can read 100 posts per day, so they see all the posts made on that network on that day.
However, if there are 100 users in the network, 10 of which are reply guys, the network will produce 900 posts in a day, but reply guys will NOT necessarily see all of them!
4/n

In the second scenario, each reply guy will see 100 random posts of the 900. Even if there are 10 reply guys, this does NOT mean that each post will be found by a reply guy! There may be posts that are seen by multiple reply guys, and posts that will not be seen by any reply guy!
So how do we compute the probability for a post to be seen by a reply guy in this case?
One way to do this is to compute the probability of NOT being seen by ANY reply guy, and taking the complement.
5/n

Now, since each reply guy sees 100 of the 900 posts, each post has a 1/9 probability of being seen by any particular reply guy, i.e. an 8/9 probability of NOT being seen by that particular reply guy. The probability of not being seen by ANY reply guy is thus 8/9 for each reply guy and assuming that the probabilities are independent, this means that the probability of not being seen by any of the 10 reply guys is (8/9)^10, which is 0.30794....
6/n

This means that the probability for each post to be seen by AT LEAST ONE reply guy is 1-(8/9)^10 or approximately 69%.
Of course, if someone posts 10 posts per day, then the probability for them to come across a reply guy is higher than that, because it will be the probability of at least on their post being seen by at least one reply guy!
Again assuming that for each post the probabilities are independent, the math is only slightly more complex:
6/n

each post has a (8/9)^10 probability of not being seen, but for the probability for ALL posts not being seen, that has to be further elevated to the number of posts made by the same person, which is 10, so (8/9)^100, and the probability of AT LEAST ONE POST being seen by AT LEAST ONE reply guys becomes 1 - (8/9)^100 = 0.99999233… which is not 100% but very close to it.
This was the case of a network 100 people, 10 of which are reply guys. Let's do one more and then go general.
7/n

Let's now assume the network has 100K users, still with the same 10% of reply guys (90K regular users, 10K reply guys).
Each reply guy still reads 100 posts per day, and the regular users still produce 10 posts per day.
This means that in a single day the regular users produce 900K posts, and each reply guys reads 100 of those 900K posts!
Still under the randomness assumption, this means that a single reply guy will only see 100/900K posts!
8/n

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


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Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is from software data. Translate the content of json, without translating keys and placeholders (i.e. copy them rather than translate them). Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Produce a valid json output that matches the input format. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


One more.
Michael.
Last bracket.
Cherry on the cupcake.
Some of them like two colors.
Should we do something wild or passable?
MM.
This hand is wild.
This hand is passable.
Which one?
Wild.
Okay, I don't want to make you look like Christmas, though.
You always close your eyes at the dentist and the orthodontist, too.
MM.
Oh.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


Sliding a little bit there.
All right.
So, did we make it to the hot springs now?
Yeah.
Awesome.
What an awesome spot here.
There's really a secret, man.
The secret hot springs.
How cool.
We have arrived here at the secret hot springs.
You can see the steam.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


Celtic hammer Dundee United on O'Neill's return

Normal service resumed at Celtic Park as champions Celtic secured a dominant 4-0 win over Dundee United and their first clean sheet since Martin O'Neill's previous game in charge.

Two first-half goals in five minutes from Yang Hyun-jun and Arne Engels sent Celtic on their way as O'Neill returned to the dugout in style following Wilfried Nancy's brief but disastrous reign.

Substitute Benjamin Nygren grabbed his 11th goal of the season and Daizen Maeda netted on the rebound to equal Celtic's two biggest wins of the league season so far. Both of them were in O'Neill's caretaker spell in charge, which resulted in seven wins from eight games.

Celtic sent for the 73-year-old on Monday after terminating Nancy's contract in the wake of six defeats - and 18 goals against - in eight matches.

The chaos, confusion and defensive fragility that marked Nancy's reign disappeared as the Hoops moved three points off the top of the table.

Nobody in the stadium would have been surprised to see O'Neill restore Celtic's long-standing 4-3-3 formation and the team picked up where they left off under O'Neill, as if they had awoken from a nightmare and got on with life as normal.

Centre-back Liam Scales was back to the consistent form he displayed before suffering in and out of a back three under the Frenchman.

Callum McGregor dictated play again and Celtic's wide players, Yang and Sebastian Tounekti, were given attacking licence after being handed wing-back roles by the former Columbus Crew head coach.

Celtic enjoyed 78 per cent possession, had 22 shots at goal and let United have just three. Their opponents averaged 12 shots during Nancy's tenure and United managed 17 themselves during their 2-1 win over the Hoops at Tannadice less than four weeks ago.

Celtic penned United in from the start, with Kieran Tierney instrumental in creating a series of first-half chances.

The left-back had a shot deflected wide, Yang and Scales threatened from headers and Maeda flicked a low cross of the bar, before the pressure paid off in the 27th minute.

Such was Celtic's dominance that Scales found himself in possession on the edge of the box and rolled a pass to Yang, who drilled home from 20 yards.

Maeda soon mis-kicked a volley before Engels produced a first-time finish from Tierney's pass.

It was not all plain sailing for Celtic in the first half. Mexican right-back Julian Araujo marked his first start with a yellow card for a dangerous challenge on Will Ferry, who was still hobbling when he took the resulting free-kick.

United also had chances and Dario Naamo looked unsure whether to head or volley Craig Sibbald's deep cross and did neither and Owen Stirton twice came close.

The striker was firstly foiled by a goal-saving block from Scales after being gifted possession by Auston Trusty and later shot just wide from 18 yards after the Celtic central defence backed off.

United brought on winger Amar Fatah for holding midfielder Pan Camara at half-time but Celtic were even more dominant in the second half.

Reo Hatate and Maeda missed good chances before Nygren shot high into the net from six yards in the 63rd minute.

Maeda had an easy finish six minutes later after Tounekti's shot was saved.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is a news article. Ensure the translation is formal and consistent with journalistic standards. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


Well, aren't you even going to look at me?
Sure.
You're too young to know anything about children.
I'm sure the agency said you were 25.
You're not 25, are you?
You're nothing like 25.
Have you ever had a job as a governess before?
No.
But have you ever had any kind of a job?
Yes, I have.
But don't you ever finish a sentence.
Yes, if I'm allowed to.
Okay, let's start all over.
Sit down.
Tell me about yourself.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


It's so funny.
It's on your.
Teeth.
I just can't wait to to do this to you now.
You're laughing now, but I'm gonna be laughing in a couple minutes when this is done.
You look so funny.
I want to get.
I just want to get straight to this.
Yay!
You can't alter your creation.
I'm so sorry.
I'm a real zombie.
I know how the makeup goes down.
Oh, look at my hand.
You made many rookie mistakes that I will not make.
I did.
Yes, here we go.
Let's do it.
Meg.
Yeah.
Hand me the cream.
All right.
Is this your chin?
Yeah.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


Just so you know, Harriet and I didn't actually get back together.
What?
But I saw you kiss her.
Joan.
My acting like I liked you turned real.
And now I'm all confused because I got what I wanted.
But I don't think I want it anymore.
Like that time my parents got Fergie to perform at my ninth birthday and I was like, oh, this is sick.
Then she actually performed and I was like, oh, I forgot what Fergie sounds like.
Does that make sense?
It makes all the sense.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


High Noon review - Billy Crudup brings classic Hollywood western back with a bang

How do you turn a classic Hollywood western into West End musical fare? Add songs, many of Bruce Springsteen's in this case, along with a few rounds of line dancing and a sizzling star in Billy Crudup. Still, it's an odd experience initially as Thea Sharrock's production switches from one brief filmic scene to the next, and the endeavour seems as wooden as the clapboard saloon-bar slats that comprise the handsome set.

As a piece of theatre, it finds its flow. As a debate play, though, it gathers a locomotive energy as it travels towards the showdown between Frank Miller (James Doherty), who is returning to this "dirty little village in the middle of nowhere," and the marshal Will Kane (Crudup) who put him behind bars. That is mostly because of the uncanny and urgent relevance of this 1952 film about a community working out (or rather, squirming out of) its civic responsibilities around institutional wrongdoing.

Originally an allegory of McCarthyism (its screenwriter, Carl Foreman, was blacklisted), the story sets the cowardice of the many against the courage of the few - in this case, the lone, heroic Kane, who mobilises his defence against Miller and his henchmen after being let down by the townsfolk. The film was blasted by John Wayne as un-American for its critical portrait of the community; the production comes to life in its arguments on collective in/action and seems to speak directly about the dilemmas facing the cowboy country of Trump's America (the shooting in Minneapolis just the latest example). Eric Roth's script uses many lines from Foreman's screenplay but fleshes out the debates on the ethical stance of a community in the face of wrongdoing and misguided American myths around immigration.

Cowardice of the many, courage of the few ... cast of High Noon. Photograph: Johan Persson

There is also the joint talent of Crudup and the ever agile Denise Gough who play the central couple on their wedding day. She is Amy Fowler, a Quaker who abhors the actions of violent men; he is the marshal who has just given up his "tin star" to start over as a shopkeeper. That is, until news reaches town that Miller is arriving on the noon train.

Gary Cooper made the role entirely his own, his integrity comparable only to Gregory Peck's Atticus in To Kill a Mockingbird. So Crudup has his long shadow to evade. He manages to hold up the part on stage as an upstanding, earnest and increasingly desperate man. Gough makes her part grittier and more modern than that of her film counterpart, Grace Kelly. The pair are convincing as a couple although their narrow characterisation hems in the full scale of their abilities.

Several other characters seem too flimsy, from Billy Howle's deputy marshal, Harvey Pell, to Rosa Salazar's Mexican businesswoman, Helen, although the affinity between her and Amy is refreshing, and Roth gives more voice and texture to these women as a whole.

Several of Springsteen's songs bring their own American politics (from the frontier optimism of Land of Hope and Dreams to The Rising, written in response to 9/11). Some are sung a cappella, mostly by Gough, who is a strong singer, her voice emanating desolation, but she reprises I'm on Fire one too many times.

It seems like a reluctant musical at times, the songs short and thin but the percussive music and sound design are always arresting, as is the lighting, designed by Neil Austin, which brings emotional clarity and intrigue. A clock is central to Tim Hatley's set design, counting down to the train's thrilling arrival and the subsequent showdown, which manages to contain tension and drama, despite the difficulty of staging a cross-town shootout.

For all its early stiffness, it builds in momentum and there are moving moments. Ultimately, the political message speaks loudest, harnessing the McCarthyist fear of then and the Trumpian terror of today.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is a news article. Ensure the translation is formal and consistent with journalistic standards. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


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  "Set up your Mambalo store once to easily sync and sell across a website, social media, marketplaces like Amazon, and live in-person. Get started with one, or try them all.",
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  "Get expert technical support whenever you need it.",
  "Mambalo App Store",
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  "Turn social sharing into social selling. Easily add and sell products on your Facebook and Instagram feeds to let shoppers browse and make purchases from inside their favorite social media channels.",
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Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is from software data. Translate the content of json, without translating keys and placeholders (i.e. copy them rather than translate them). Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Produce a valid json output that matches the input format. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


It's hurt.
It's a piece of metal.
What are you talking about?
He needs help.
So we should help him.
Look, I don't have the supplies to salvage another robot.
I certainly don't need another one.
Look at it.
You think it's hurt?
I think it needs help.
It's a robot.
It's a chunk of scrap and wires.
I don't know if you're glitched out or something, but we really have to go.
You hear that, thunder?
I hope you can compute what that means.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


All right, I'm gonna be over here making pasta.
With, like, I don't know if it's gonna work.
The way you do it is.
Wait, what are you doing?
I'm doing it.
I don't like.
It.
This is how you do it.
I've watched.
Guys.
This is.
Nothing's gonna go wrong.
You're gonna take a clump of flour, a little bit of salt, mix it around, you're gonna make a little well in the middle, and that's where you're gonna pour a touch of olive oil.
But mainly like an egg's worth of the liquid aquafaba.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


Progress after a while off. I got the sewing machine out to do the bill and a crown seam. Half the crown sewn plus the bill, resting atop the paper form made from the pattern. I had to rip and re-sew the machine stitch because I pinned along instead of across the seam and went off track. I might re-do the bill if I want a little more depth.
#millinery

Eight crown panels and two bill panels assembled into three pieces and pinned for general shape. Sachi's Studio Newsboy Cap pattern in green velvet. Mostly machine stitched.
The pattern calls for topstitching along the seams of the crown panels, which might suggest either matching or contrasting thread.
#millinery

Top view before I sew the crown halves together. Reviewing the how-to video. I see Sachi is using a few tiny spring clips during sewing instead of pinning the whole seam.

A bit of a messy join on the eight panels coming together at the peak of the newsboy cap, so I am thinking a larger button may be in order to disguise the seams.

Crown fully pieced, with cloth covered.button at peak. Raw edges loosely tucked under. Seams neither pressed nor topstitched.
#millinery

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


Tonight in #MMRPG! My back finally shuts up enough that I can GM again as the heroes continue their search for the missing girl Cammie. Vega the Digital Dragon surprises a trio of mischievous scamps who snuck into her arcade in the middle of the night but one of them recognizes her as a town superhero and they end up having a heartwarming moment geeking out over video games. Unfortunately, the moment is interrupted by somebody or something landing on the roof of the arcade... 1/?

Vega goes to investigate and finds Dr. Vesper, in his monstrous bat form that the press has dubbed the "Gargoyle Man," along with a harpy-like creature that Vesper describes as his "little protegee." Vesper says that they have come to introduce themselves and invite Vega to join their society of man-creature misfits that is led by "The Madame," Dr. Diana Laughton of the Laughton Institute. 2/?

Vega buys some time to get the mischievous scamps out of the arcade and call the rest of the Mythics for backup, then plays along at being interested in joining this "new family." Vesper and Harpy (who does not speak once during the interaction) lead Vega to a ship in the harbor, where the Laughton Institute appears to be packing up their things... presumably because they know they're drawing attention from Agent Carter and A.R.G.E.N.T. among others. 3/?

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


Local stable out to cash in at Coffs with four contenders

Local trainer Noel Mayfield-Smith is hoping to have a lucrative day at Sunday's Coffs Harbour meeting with four runners stepping out for the stable on the six-race card.

The Group 1-winning horseman will start his day in the second event of the day when Ausbred Yahoo contests the Komatsu Country Boosted Benchmark 58 Handicap (1605m) with two-kilogram claiming apprentice Ella Drew taking the ride.

Racing returns to Coffs Harbour on Sunday.

Ausbred Yahoo has been racing in good form with a third placing at Kempsey three starts ago being followed by two successive seconds at Coffs Harbour, the latest when beaten by Sunday's rival Caledonian.

Mayfield-Smith links with another apprentice, three-kilogram claimer Leanne Boyd, when Never Island starts in the Insurance Advisernet Australia Pink Silks F&M Benchmark 58 Handicap (1305m).

A winner of three of her 15 starts, Never Island will carry 59.5 kilograms after Boyd's allowance. Never Island was beaten less than a length when second behind Montgomery at Grafton and backed that up with a last-start fifth at Coffs Harbour behind In The Fine Print when again beaten less than a length.

Raymond Spokes takes the ride on the Mayfield-Smith-prepared Monte Cruise in the O'Brien Plumbing Relining Wayne Glenn Pink Silks Cup Benchmark 82 Handicap (1205m).

Monte Cruise is also a three-time winner from just the nine starts. She hasn't raced since July when finishing last of eight at Eagle Farm and has had two trials at this track in preparation for her return, finishing second behind Saturday's Wyong winner Petticoat before winning the latest of them.

Mayfield-Smith rounds out the day when he again links with Boyd when she rides Cardsharp in the Key Community Group C,G&E Benchmark 58 Handicap (1305m).

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is a news article. Ensure the translation is formal and consistent with journalistic standards. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


Well.
Hello, Edinburgh.
How dare I welcome you to the Edinburgh International Book Festival, the foremost literature festival, certainly in the United Kingdom, if not in the world.
Do we agree?
It's my favourite anyway.
And that's what.
That's what counts.
Because I'm the chair.
A little bit of power corrupts, does it not?

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


She talked about how impossible it is to be a woman in today's society.
She spoke for over two minutes without being interrupted by a single man, saying things like, you have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.
You have to be thin but not too thin.
You have to never get old, never be rude, never show up.
Oh, sorry.
Our male director is telling me I need to wrap it up here to present America with her.
To see her award.
Is the woman that she delivered that speech to.
Please welcome Margot Robbie.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


All right, so it is some hours later, I have showered.
I've chilled out a bit.
Feeling really good now, and I checked my phone.
Now the internet won't work.
All right.
Now I want to kick in and be of use.
It's just so wild being in a foreign country.
When you by yourself, you don't know where you're at.
You out and about in your internet.
Stop working like that is wild.
So I'm like, I know y'all lying.
I'm paying for both of these services and y'all trying to play with me.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


1
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight
Elon Musk [rising from bushes]: eeyyyyy stephano king
Barker: hey look steve it's your best friend
King: goddamnit clive
King: we're not
King: elon what do you want this time

2
Musk: stephano king i aska you fora da last time
Musk: why you no lika me
Musk: we so mucha da same, lika two peas inna pod
King: how do you figure that?
Musk:
Musk: mama mia you contradicta me?
Musk: maybe you a pedophile

3
King: see, elon, this is the problem
King: you're just being immature
Musk: mama mia ima very mature
Musk: lika my boy you know he very based
Musk: you shoulda introduce himma to your boy
King: i don't think so
Musk: mama mia itsa great idea!!

@bitterkarella
King [chuckling]: Hello, Very Based. I'm Steve.
Very Based Musk: Hi, Steve. I'm very impressed you got my name right away, most people need it explained.
King: Wha, I thought I was making a joke.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


On a lighter note, just saw someone complaining about when games beg you to switch to easy mode when you fail.
I also hate this.
I love having an easy mode. Hell, I think games should just fuckin' let you cheat, as long as competitions all have agreed-on rules about it.
But every game that's pestered me into easy mode has been an instant put-down. I have plenty of games to play, if you want me to be done faster, congrats, I'm done faster.

This is what makes modern Marios - modern-ish anyway - so impossible for me to play.
"Did you die thwee times mawwio? Here's the golden supersuit of invincibility because you suck! If you don't want it, just carefully avoid ever pressing anything besides "start level yes again no no nothing else just start the level".
This is also why I stopped trying to play Phantom Pain. Whenever I died, it'd offer me the chicken hat and default to "yes", eventually I forgot to manually say "fuck off".

I get it's a retention thing, but it's so disrespectful.
Autoscaling difficulty also pisses me off, because I'll be gearing up for a challenge and then the game will panic and lower it to super easy because I've been "struggling".
I'll die or something, go back to try again, but nope, now the challenge is gone. You succeeded! You made the game go away! Don't worry, those challenges were for someone else. Someone better.
I can't remember if I ever completed a game with autoscaling difficulty.

I guess the basic difference between me and their target audience is that I like to figure out how to do something, while their target audience - at least in their heads - likes to take a log flume through a Disneyworld attraction.
A little jostling, a little fluids, but don't worry, baby, daddy Walt's got ya. You're safey-wafe, you don't even have to move, just sit there and tee hee, here's a wittle splashy-splash.
If I wanted that, I'd go sit in a fucking dog park and pet a dog.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


Apple, dearie.
Oh.
Thank you.
It should be noted by all in attendance that Mother Gothel was not Rapunzel's real mother.
That's right.
I was kidnapped by Mother Gothel when I was just a baby.
And why was Rapunzel kidnapped Mr. Jones?
Because of her magic hair?
Yes.
Which keeps Mother Gothel.
The fairest of them all.
Wow.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


People need to take care of their health.
So a few tips on that.
I think my diet is a bit strict.
Can you expand on your dieting shtick?
Was it strict before?
It was nowhere close to what it is now.
When you were a teenager.
Oh, everything.
Everything.
I was a big foodie.
Like junk food.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


My brother in He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, what you are describing is a consequence of _misogyny_, not "misandry."

I desperately need men to realize that just because it's directed at them and an actual serious problem doesn't mean it is "misandry."
Just saw someone describe being discriminated against _for being considered effeminate_ as "misandry" and I just.

It's not that you aren't experiencing something real. You very well may be. But it isn't "misandry." Because "misandry" doesn't exist.
Yes, this applies to trans men as well. "Transmisandry" _also_ isn't a thing and just contributes to anti-feminist narratives. It treats itself as a mirror of transmisogyny, but transmisogyny is _intersective_: we experience transphobia _and_ we experience misogyny _and_ we experience this unholy thing that happens when the two interact. It's not a subset, even an exclusive subset, it's an intersection.
But the following all are absolutely problems that can be talked about!
* Transphobia/Transmisia
* Antitransmasculity
* Transemasculation
* Misogyny
It sucks to be discriminated against, but the language that we use is so, so important here.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


@Edent ah, interesting - was the Hub 5 something you had to request from Virgin, or did you just get one elsewhere and set it up? (As per recent discussion was issued with a 5x, with its lack Modem Mode.)

@yvan I already had the Hub 4. I went onto their online chat and whinged about poor download speeds until they sent me a new Hub.
If you're on the XPON network, I don't think you have a choice though.

@Edent ah yeah, just been trying to do some research, but it's all a bit muddy... I'm FTTP/XGS-PON so I think just stuck with the 5x... not an insurmountable problem, just a little annoying. (But compared to unreliable <40mpbs BT rotting fenland copper that cost me more than Virgin... I'm not really complaining.)

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


Come on.
This is a parking spot.
Hey, it's a sign.
It's a sign we're getting.
We're getting a Big Mac.
It's a sign.
Sign from God.
You know what I said?
You know what?
If I should get a Big Mac?
Show me a sign.
Make there be a parking spot.
And here we are.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


These beautiful things that I've got.
And then Benson, that front flip.
What were you thinking?
I was not thinking.
You had started doing flips when I was a little a little boy, and I thought he was the coolest.
So when I was like three, I would try them off my couch and it progressed and progressed to the front yard and then on stage.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


Sorry if I sound strange, but really, Mr. Powell, that man is kind of frightening.
Frightening?
Well, he just sits there and grins at me.
I told him he didn't see people without an appointment.
He said, oh, he'll see me.
Just tell him it's an old friend.
Clint, do you know anybody by that name?
Clint.
Clint.
No, it doesn't ring a bell.
All right, send him in.
I'll get rid of him.
Okay.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Mr. Powell will see you.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


I don't see any books in this section here.
Oh, here they are.
Right up here.
All right.
Please, let's just start digging through here and see what we can find.
Hardbacks.
Ooh, high school musical.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
Oh.
Let's see.
Please.
Come on now, where are you finding a lot of stuff like that?
Monster high slimed.
What the heck?
Slim pickings in here, it looks like.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


@kagan Just use anything, even the cashier receipts from your grocery shopping - whatever you want. A friend of mine who exhibits a lot put a sheet of toilet roll from every place he's exhibiting in his scrapbook another friend got injured while hanging her frames and eventually used the cast from the injury and some gouache to stamp patters on the pages. Hence: everything's involved you want involved.

@aurora And then you... take all these things, and glue, staple, or otherwise attach them into a book? Is that it?
I'm unclear on what happens next, or why.
Honestly, I may just not be a scrapbooking person.

@kagan Yes, that's exactly the way to go! Intentionally spill your coffee, drop an ink cartridge... whatever suits you. One just needs to get all these fancy ideas shown on pinterest or whatever out of one's head. It's about documenting the process instead of being a visual dainty. Use it like a wrecking journal if that suits. It's totally up to the person who makes it.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Thai. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):


What do you think?
20 minutes?
I don't know.
Okay.
You sure this is gonna work?
Okay.
You're the chef.
Just put on some vegetables and come and say hello.
Ah.
Maestro, my taste buds are positively tingling with anticipation.
Oh.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):


I don't think y'all understand how excited I am to eat these.
I had them for the very first time when I last came to Portugal, and I was obsessed.
I ate about 50 of these.
Probably no exaggeration.
I ate so many of these when I was when I was last here.
And then I tried them in like other countries afterwards.
And they never hit the same.
They never hit the same.
So I'm having these again in Portugal.
Let's try them.

Instruction: You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Thai (tha_Thai):

You are a professional Thai translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Thai (tha_Thai). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Thai grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Thai text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Thai translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Thai (tha_Thai):