High Noon review - Billy Crudup brings classic Hollywood western back with a bang

How do you turn a classic Hollywood western into West End musical fare? Add songs, many of Bruce Springsteen's in this case, along with a few rounds of line dancing and a sizzling star in Billy Crudup. Still, it's an odd experience initially as Thea Sharrock's production switches from one brief filmic scene to the next, and the endeavour seems as wooden as the clapboard saloon-bar slats that comprise the handsome set.

As a piece of theatre, it finds its flow. As a debate play, though, it gathers a locomotive energy as it travels towards the showdown between Frank Miller (James Doherty), who is returning to this "dirty little village in the middle of nowhere," and the marshal Will Kane (Crudup) who put him behind bars. That is mostly because of the uncanny and urgent relevance of this 1952 film about a community working out (or rather, squirming out of) its civic responsibilities around institutional wrongdoing.

Originally an allegory of McCarthyism (its screenwriter, Carl Foreman, was blacklisted), the story sets the cowardice of the many against the courage of the few - in this case, the lone, heroic Kane, who mobilises his defence against Miller and his henchmen after being let down by the townsfolk. The film was blasted by John Wayne as un-American for its critical portrait of the community; the production comes to life in its arguments on collective in/action and seems to speak directly about the dilemmas facing the cowboy country of Trump's America (the shooting in Minneapolis just the latest example). Eric Roth's script uses many lines from Foreman's screenplay but fleshes out the debates on the ethical stance of a community in the face of wrongdoing and misguided American myths around immigration.

Cowardice of the many, courage of the few ... cast of High Noon. Photograph: Johan Persson

There is also the joint talent of Crudup and the ever agile Denise Gough who play the central couple on their wedding day. She is Amy Fowler, a Quaker who abhors the actions of violent men; he is the marshal who has just given up his "tin star" to start over as a shopkeeper. That is, until news reaches town that Miller is arriving on the noon train.

Gary Cooper made the role entirely his own, his integrity comparable only to Gregory Peck's Atticus in To Kill a Mockingbird. So Crudup has his long shadow to evade. He manages to hold up the part on stage as an upstanding, earnest and increasingly desperate man. Gough makes her part grittier and more modern than that of her film counterpart, Grace Kelly. The pair are convincing as a couple although their narrow characterisation hems in the full scale of their abilities.

Several other characters seem too flimsy, from Billy Howle's deputy marshal, Harvey Pell, to Rosa Salazar's Mexican businesswoman, Helen, although the affinity between her and Amy is refreshing, and Roth gives more voice and texture to these women as a whole.

Several of Springsteen's songs bring their own American politics (from the frontier optimism of Land of Hope and Dreams to The Rising, written in response to 9/11). Some are sung a cappella, mostly by Gough, who is a strong singer, her voice emanating desolation, but she reprises I'm on Fire one too many times.

It seems like a reluctant musical at times, the songs short and thin but the percussive music and sound design are always arresting, as is the lighting, designed by Neil Austin, which brings emotional clarity and intrigue. A clock is central to Tim Hatley's set design, counting down to the train's thrilling arrival and the subsequent showdown, which manages to contain tension and drama, despite the difficulty of staging a cross-town shootout.

For all its early stiffness, it builds in momentum and there are moving moments. Ultimately, the political message speaks loudest, harnessing the McCarthyist fear of then and the Trumpian terror of today.

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On a lighter note, just saw someone complaining about when games beg you to switch to easy mode when you fail.
I also hate this.
I love having an easy mode. Hell, I think games should just fuckin' let you cheat, as long as competitions all have agreed-on rules about it.
But every game that's pestered me into easy mode has been an instant put-down. I have plenty of games to play, if you want me to be done faster, congrats, I'm done faster.

This is what makes modern Marios - modern-ish anyway - so impossible for me to play.
"Did you die thwee times mawwio? Here's the golden supersuit of invincibility because you suck! If you don't want it, just carefully avoid ever pressing anything besides "start level yes again no no nothing else just start the level".
This is also why I stopped trying to play Phantom Pain. Whenever I died, it'd offer me the chicken hat and default to "yes", eventually I forgot to manually say "fuck off".

I get it's a retention thing, but it's so disrespectful.
Autoscaling difficulty also pisses me off, because I'll be gearing up for a challenge and then the game will panic and lower it to super easy because I've been "struggling".
I'll die or something, go back to try again, but nope, now the challenge is gone. You succeeded! You made the game go away! Don't worry, those challenges were for someone else. Someone better.
I can't remember if I ever completed a game with autoscaling difficulty.

I guess the basic difference between me and their target audience is that I like to figure out how to do something, while their target audience - at least in their heads - likes to take a log flume through a Disneyworld attraction.
A little jostling, a little fluids, but don't worry, baby, daddy Walt's got ya. You're safey-wafe, you don't even have to move, just sit there and tee hee, here's a wittle splashy-splash.
If I wanted that, I'd go sit in a fucking dog park and pet a dog.

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What does that look?
Libby is dead, which means I don't have a wife.
You don't have lamb chops.
Oh, gosh, she spoiled you rotten.
Dreyfus.
Hey, doctor.
Weston.
Hi, Emily.
Baby.
How are you?
Midterms over?
Uh, but that's a relief.
So it's sunny up there in New York, huh?

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right, so, as i was saying, i dmed this very well known and very friendly seeming artist-type person and gave em the usual spiel:
- how bridge works
- how to bridge
- please do so because i want to follow you and reblog some of your stuff that i like
- if you don't want to, that's fine
and they responded "not doing that" which is all well and good but then they blocked me???
just like, for absolutely no fucking reason

not naming any names because i do NOT dislike anybody involved and i certainly do not want to incite any brigading, but this has happened with several people now, including people who have REBLOGGED AND LIKED BRIDGED POSTS FROM THIS ACCOUNT (my main), which is WHY I WANTED TO FOLLOW THEM

if they had just said "no thanks" they would have gotten an "ok, perfectly understandable! :)" or the like from me, but now everyone has to put up with my confused ranting instead. i'm not even angry, i'm just *genuinely baffled*

bsky people, is this a genuine issue over on your platform (because it's one i've almost *never* had over here on this side of the bridge) or am i just running into bad apple after bad apple

I honestly don't know what people's general feelings are about enabling the Bridgy Fed here, because that's just not a topic that ever comes up tbh (unfortunately)… But there's definitely some subset of people here who are super trigger-happy about the block button, I'm not a fan of this either.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


2026-03-23 Hum The X-Men Animated Series Theme To Yourself: Unfortunately, this leaves me at square one. The makeup of the plant matter is similar to the surrounding area. Any of the various creates that pass through here could have easily urinated in just that area, but the amount of animal traffic would make it difficult to narrow suspects.
3/
#SpookyKittiesSciences

2026-03-23 Hum The X-Men Animated Series Theme To Yourself: Inspector Clouseau did not roll around in the area from what I could tell, but he did stop in the spot for around a minute. It is too far away from any of my cameras to tell exactly what he was doing, but movement suggests sniffing around.
4/
#SpookyKittiesSciences

2026-03-23 Hum The X-Men Animated Series Theme To Yourself: Whatever X22 was doing, I don't believe he is the reason everyone is interested. I have only found 1 additional The Inspector visit to the spot the day before. The camera recording the area only keeps the most recent 100GB, so I only have a limited time frame to check. So far, I have found no other traffic during the day. While secret kitty traffic at night is a possibility, it is unlikely.
6/
#SpookyKittiesSciences

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


What do you think?
20 minutes?
I don't know.
Okay.
You sure this is gonna work?
Okay.
You're the chef.
Just put on some vegetables and come and say hello.
Ah.
Maestro, my taste buds are positively tingling with anticipation.
Oh.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


1
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight
Elon Musk [rising from bushes]: eeyyyyy stephano king
Barker: hey look steve it's your best friend
King: goddamnit clive
King: we're not
King: elon what do you want this time

2
Musk: stephano king i aska you fora da last time
Musk: why you no lika me
Musk: we so mucha da same, lika two peas inna pod
King: how do you figure that?
Musk:
Musk: mama mia you contradicta me?
Musk: maybe you a pedophile

3
King: see, elon, this is the problem
King: you're just being immature
Musk: mama mia ima very mature
Musk: lika my boy you know he very based
Musk: you shoulda introduce himma to your boy
King: i don't think so
Musk: mama mia itsa great idea!!

@bitterkarella
King [chuckling]: Hello, Very Based. I'm Steve.
Very Based Musk: Hi, Steve. I'm very impressed you got my name right away, most people need it explained.
King: Wha, I thought I was making a joke.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


The Case for Impeaching Donald Trump

Bombs over Latin America: It's giving Wag the Dog, if you ask me. The administration, seemingly hot to bring back neoconservative military conquest, soft-launched its latest regime change war in Venezuela by making indiscriminate attacks on boats in the Caribbean and Pacific waters off of Central America. These attacks, all undertaken without a jot of congressional oversight and on the dubious premise that the boats were packed with fentanyl bound for the United States, were murderous on their own. But the news that the military was ordered to strike an already stricken boat in a "double tap" attack to kill any survivors has raised the specter of war crimes - and in a way that even many Republicans don't seem ready to countenance.

Trump's Binance buddy gets a pardon: Changpeng Zhao began this year the disgraced former CEO of Binance, the world's largest cryptocurrency exchange, having done prison time for, as the Biden DOJ put it, "failing to maintain an effective anti-money laundering (AML) program," violating the Bank Security Act, and allowing money to flow freely to a host of bad actors, including "terrorists, cybercriminals, and child abusers." But Zhao, having forfeited the right to run Binance, wanted back in. So he used his connections to Trump's family and inner circle to secure a pardon that would let him run the show again. In return, Zhao showered his attention on World Liberty Financial - using Binance's leverage to enrich Trump's private crypto fund. TNR's Tim Noah was positively apoplectic about the shady arrangement.

Chips to China: Speaking of Tim Noah and apoplexy: It's probably not great that one firm, Nvidia, has come to possess such godlike, market-moving power. Its outsize importance to the global economy had Noah fingering it as one of the major pillars to crumble, when he gamed out a potential Trump stock market crash back in October. Trump's been doing what he can to boost Nvidia's fortunes, however: This year, the president broke with long-standing national security tradition and announced that he was permitting the firm to sell its H200 chips to China. As The New York Times" David Sanger noted, the deal - the fruits of "intense lobbying" from Nvidia CEO and White House gadfly Jensen Huang - raised a basic question: "If the chips that power the most advanced technology can be sold to the United States" chief technological, military and financial competitor, where is the new line drawn?" That's probably the least of Trump's concerns, however: The deal also guaranteed that "25 percent of all the revenues from the sales would go to the United States," in yet another case of this administration's affection for fascist corporatism.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is a news article. Ensure the translation is formal and consistent with journalistic standards. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Oh, did you see that?
A dog who can dance.
I think maybe that beats the time you yawn and got your mouth stuck open.
Daddy, can we keep him?
No one's claimed him yet.
Yeah, and he's so much fun.
I don't know girls, I don't know.
I don't know, maybe, maybe, maybe we'll talk about it.
And, Joey, if you need me, I'll be at Nick's.
It's opening night.
See you.
Later.
Hey, Barbara.
Let's go take pictures of Joey dancing, okay.
Good idea.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Welcome back to Sister Circle Live.
Our next guest might be responsible for why a lot of us are here.
His soulful songs like cause I Love You and So Very Hard to Go with the soundtrack to the love stories of our lives growing up.
Please welcome the ultimate soul crooner.
Yes.
Lenny Williams.
Oh.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


@JugglingWithEggs at least in my friend circle mobile phones not uncommon from early 90s, but they cost a *lot* to call from a landline (so if you were living at home your parents would discourage it), and until 1995-1999 were insecure, anyone with a radio scanner could (and often did) listen to them.
Whilst radio scanners were out of the price range of youths, many older folk had them, and until late 90s were often the kind of radio enthusiast who was a Tory bootlicker and supported the Police and other Establishment organisations, so you if discussing anything subversive on a mobile phone you risked being grassed up..
Ironically the tide turned by late 90s when scanners became affordable, and the Police were still on analogue radios 😁

@JugglingWithEggs by late 1990s everyone had a mobile phone and calls were cheaper (often with a good amount of free minutes) but SMS messages were unreliable and initially didn't even work across networks - people actually talked to each other on them!
One difference was access to physical spaces wasn't as heavily controlled as today - even though there was still CCTV and locals would call old bill on youths "hanging around", there was neither sufficient boots on the ground nor interconnected CCTV (a real security guard had to watch the footage locally, and property owners generally didn't want to pay for these folk at evenings and weekends.
There were also fewer cops on duty in outer suburbs during nights/weekends - they were all deployed into the town centres)

@vfrmedia
I remember texts sometimes taking hours to come through in the early noughties - so not always great for making on the fly arrangements.
Living in market town definitely meant less cctv and coppers back in 90’s. Remember difference when heading out into Bournemouth or Norwich of an evening. But young people having fun wasn’t frowned upon like it is now. My earlier post about facial recognition was about area where there has been uptick in teens just hanging out.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Good morning.
What do you do baby?
It is day two of Iceland.
All right.
We are touring the south of Iceland today.
I'm excited about it.
The weather is magnificent.
Very pretty.
Today.
Yesterday morning when I left, it was already raining.
But today the sun is out, so I'm hoping it stays this way while we're driving, you know, towards the south.
We will see.
But yes, looking forward to today.
Let's head out.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


We're at the beach.
And this is the river teller.
And the town is called teller as well.
But you don't want to swim in there because there's crocs.
But if we're lucky, we might see some crocs today.
That would be awesome.
Would be awesome.
It's more than one person I've heard doing that noise.
Man, the pigeons really like it.
Here.
Look at this.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, Jesus.
Wow.
So many.
here.
Yeah, we're nearly there.
Beach resort coming soon.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


No, because you can't just say you want a divorce after so many years, and then you keep quiet.
Why now?
Why not now?
Tell me why not now?
Out.
Okay, fine.
I'll tell you.
I don't want to be in a loveless marriage anymore.
What?
You don't find it so.
No.
Okay.
Tell me, when did we meet?

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


We're not renewing your contract.
We've wasted ten years on this already.
But hey, I managed to talk them into allowing you to continue to research on this IP in your own time.
But just remember, we own the rights.
Once you crack it, we still want this to work.
Need this to work.
But I did warn you about this last year.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


#valleylink high vol transmission line #orangecountyVA public hearing #grid upgrade yes. for #ai #datacenters no. #eminentdomain taking of farmland NO

0% none of the #valleylink transmission line is in existing rights of way in #ocva. none of the #power will serve #orangecountyva. 100% headed north to #ai #datacenters in loudon county #va. #fauquier said no to the substation now targeted for #culpepercounty #yeatssubstation

#valleylink claim all #rightsofway fully subscribed for (local) power so must go outside #Row 100%

#valleylink 765kv #transmission lines carry power from ohio wv to swv to central va to #nova. look at that on a map. long way round. #rural counties seemed easier than #nova

#valleylink thunk wrong.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Whoa, you mean Blender Market, the thing I said was the first step towards the Blender environment becoming a shitty subscription service, renamed itself to the oh-so-appealing name "Superhive" and then decided to mandate subscriptions?
WHOA WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED?! Not me, that's for sure. This is completely out of left field!

TBH, I have never seen a single company with "Hive" in the name that wasn't a complete shitshow run by assholes, so I never bought anything on that platform -
Sorry
I didn't RENT anything on that platform if I could help it.
Maybe it's unfair, but "clearly we, a company that specializes in connecting creators with their audience, should name ourselves HIVE, because the creators are just our loyal little bees, and audience is our loyal little bees, work for us!" always gives me bad vibes.

"Hive implies busy crowds!"
Hive implies a queen.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


@hannorein@mastodon.social sooo, we’re tagging verified human content now for them to have a dataset with less slop to train on?
I don’t know, they should asphyxiate from their own barfed up slop mess they’ve created until their latent vector space converges to unity.

@helpsterTee @hannorein My first thought as well. I killed off my personal site since I didn't want to feed the various Torment Nexuses. Marking genuine human content just makes building new, unpoisoned and slop free data sets easier.
I thought about doing the opposite and building a "poison pot" for AI crawlers but my poor little server is not that beefy.

@CodingPhysicist@mstdn.social @hannorein@mastodon.social yeah, if we suffer, let them suffer.
If your employer stuffs AI in your daily routine, instead of resigning, use malicious compliance and apply it to totally mundane problems and embrace slightly-wrong answers while burning through corporate token credit to ruin quarterly performance.
I’m so fed up with this and they’re using it anyways against us, so let’s have a little fun, while we can 🫤
Edit: they’re making up numbers all the time and faking profits for a while now, the usage that’ll bankrupt your employer won’t place a dent at slop headquarters unprofitable scam business anyways or their forest burning slopetuum mobile.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


As head of this house, I shall arrange for an immediate investigation.
I'd rather not, if you don't mind, sir.
Doctor Sexton, the fact that my brother and sister and I have opened our home to convalescent patients doesn't relieve us of all responsibility for what occurs in it.
I mean, under the peculiar circumstances.
Oh, come along, Bob.
There's no need to shield anyone.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


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Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is from software data. Translate the content of json, without translating keys and placeholders (i.e. copy them rather than translate them). Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Produce a valid json output that matches the input format. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Oh, great.
Here comes Jade.
Can we sit somewhere else?
Nope.
Fine.
We'll sit with the girl who can't keep her mouth shut and got you fired.
Beck, I swear, if there was anything I could do to make it up to you, I would.
I bet you would.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Hey, what is going on up there?
Um, I'm sorry, I, I just shorted out part of my body.
It's very dark in here.
Sonar, mistress of the macabre is in need of power.
Just let me get a flashlight, and, uh, then I'll.
Okay, so I'll just need to check the, uh.
Hello, madame.
Sonar.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Well.
Hello, Edinburgh.
How dare I welcome you to the Edinburgh International Book Festival, the foremost literature festival, certainly in the United Kingdom, if not in the world.
Do we agree?
It's my favourite anyway.
And that's what.
That's what counts.
Because I'm the chair.
A little bit of power corrupts, does it not?

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


I just had a very nice #dream that I made friends with Lee Chaeyeon. I just started talking to her nand the next thing I know, I have stayed over her house (like when the French kidnapped me for Christmas) and she is telling me to go up stairs and "shuffle up a little bit" (her English was generally excellent) by which she meant "tidy up a little bit" to show her mom we were ready to eat.
She comes upstairs to "shuffle up" her room and starts making gestures to explain what she means ...
1/

(she was always so excited to see me in this dream) because I was taking my coat off instead of "shuffling up."
Then she indicates this little piece of paper and says she has left me an autograph but in return she wants this little trading card I made in second grade of "50 Spikes," a sonic knock-off, obviously with more spikes. (This card actually exists IRL BTW). I start explaining to her what it is and if she really wants it (she did) I at least needed a picture of her holding it.
2/

Partly because I would miss it, but also, otherwise no one would believe me that she had wanted this thing from me.
It was then I realized we still didn't have each others' phone numbers.
3/3

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Once upon a time in a kingdom of great beauty.
There was a beast of a property market.
We have seen 40 houses.
The market's just too fast.
Prices are realistic.
If only there was a fearless hero to save the day.
I could kiss you.
Or a fairy godmother.
To make dreams come true.
Oh, angel.
But we live in the real world.
They'll just have to make do with us.
We're back.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):