@hannorein@mastodon.social sooo, we’re tagging verified human content now for them to have a dataset with less slop to train on?
I don’t know, they should asphyxiate from their own barfed up slop mess they’ve created until their latent vector space converges to unity.

@helpsterTee @hannorein My first thought as well. I killed off my personal site since I didn't want to feed the various Torment Nexuses. Marking genuine human content just makes building new, unpoisoned and slop free data sets easier.
I thought about doing the opposite and building a "poison pot" for AI crawlers but my poor little server is not that beefy.

@CodingPhysicist@mstdn.social @hannorein@mastodon.social yeah, if we suffer, let them suffer.
If your employer stuffs AI in your daily routine, instead of resigning, use malicious compliance and apply it to totally mundane problems and embrace slightly-wrong answers while burning through corporate token credit to ruin quarterly performance.
I’m so fed up with this and they’re using it anyways against us, so let’s have a little fun, while we can 🫤
Edit: they’re making up numbers all the time and faking profits for a while now, the usage that’ll bankrupt your employer won’t place a dent at slop headquarters unprofitable scam business anyways or their forest burning slopetuum mobile.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


甄嬛传的服化道生生把人搞老十岁。你说他们知道前期给女主遮厚刘海扮年轻吧，但是孙俪的黑眼圈眼纹从来就不遮，有些镜头加上孙俪的演技那真是绝了。

浣碧设定上是甄嬛妹妹，蓝盈盈也比孙俪年轻，但剧里感觉这俩差不了多少。而且不知道是演技问题还是化妆问题，总让我觉得这人一脸刻薄向。蓝盈盈的脸本来就扁，加上剧组的化妆那真是灾难啊。因为这部剧，我一直get不到蓝盈盈，到那部五福临门，她那个一亮相，真好看啊。
那部剧里蓝盈盈饰演的妃子还有朝父亲开嘲说家里男人做官都是靠女人的裙带，她亲爹又是甄远道那个演员，很难不怀疑于妈这个贱人就是故意的

这时候就能看出蒋欣和蔡少芬颜值真的能打啊。就那个剧组化老十岁的水平，蔡少芬看起来也还行，成天顶着那个丑不拉几的大金橘子，穿着丑不拉几的衣服，她都是能看的啊。但话又说回来了，设定是节俭的皇后，成天顶着那个大金橘子（虽然挫丑），剧组这么配像话吗？

蒋欣那个点翠旗头那一身真的又土又俗，但因为是蒋欣就还能看，当然比较惊艳的还是有一场华妃披头散发的戏，那身因为比较素，加上蒋欣散头发，真的很好看，谁看了都会觉得这个角色可怜的

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Tonight in #MMRPG! My back finally shuts up enough that I can GM again as the heroes continue their search for the missing girl Cammie. Vega the Digital Dragon surprises a trio of mischievous scamps who snuck into her arcade in the middle of the night but one of them recognizes her as a town superhero and they end up having a heartwarming moment geeking out over video games. Unfortunately, the moment is interrupted by somebody or something landing on the roof of the arcade... 1/?

Vega goes to investigate and finds Dr. Vesper, in his monstrous bat form that the press has dubbed the "Gargoyle Man," along with a harpy-like creature that Vesper describes as his "little protegee." Vesper says that they have come to introduce themselves and invite Vega to join their society of man-creature misfits that is led by "The Madame," Dr. Diana Laughton of the Laughton Institute. 2/?

Vega buys some time to get the mischievous scamps out of the arcade and call the rest of the Mythics for backup, then plays along at being interested in joining this "new family." Vesper and Harpy (who does not speak once during the interaction) lead Vega to a ship in the harbor, where the Laughton Institute appears to be packing up their things... presumably because they know they're drawing attention from Agent Carter and A.R.G.E.N.T. among others. 3/?

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


“馆长”陈之汉直播喊斩首赖清德 涉恐吓危害安全等罪遭起诉 - RFI - 法国国际广播电台

台湾网红“馆长”陈之汉去年直播时曾喊出斩首总统赖清德，新北地方检察署认为将军事术语“斩首行动”恶意衍生成砍总统首级的具体犯行，可能造成社会恐慌，以涉犯恐吓危害安全等罪嫌起诉。

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据中央社报导，陈之汉去年10月在网路直播时喊斩首总统，台湾内政部警政署刑事警察局搜集相关事证后，报请新北检指挥侦办，新北检复讯后谕知新台币15万元交保。检方周五（9日）侦结，依中华民国刑法恐吓公众、恐吓危害安全等罪嫌起诉。

起诉书指，陈之汉在影音频道YouTube直播，先发表“咱们就武统，27年就甭选了”等暗示支持武力犯台，又说“把赖清德的狗头斩下来”等。

检方表示，陈之汉针对新闻报导“中共演练对台斩首行动”，将军事术语“斩首行动”恶意衍生成砍下总统首级的具体犯罪行为，显已偏离一般社会大众认知范围，逾越社会相当性。陈之汉虽称只是在回应网友及新闻，但斩首行动与斩下总统头颅显然不同，且使用“狗头”极具贬意用词，恐吓犯意甚明。

报导指，检方称，陈之汉明知言论有一定渲染力，国家元首虽受国安特勤保护，但任何人听到要加害生命内容，势必畏惧不安，且总统所到之处常人潮聚集，这讯息可能造成公众恐慌，这些言论被多名民众检举，已构成恐吓公安，非言论自由保护范畴。

对此，陈之汉稍后在社媒平台脸书发文称，“今天被民进党赖清德用恐吓罪起诉，果然党检媒三位一体不是盖的”。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is a news article. Ensure the translation is formal and consistent with journalistic standards. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


但是在跟你说。
这样可以吧？
在下面签个名。
接了这个月的薪水就还你啊！
我看你前天省点用吧！
没钱还一定要吃好的穿好的。
哎呀，我是没办法。
车贷，房贷，还有我前妻的赡养费，日子难过。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


I don't think y'all understand how excited I am to eat these.
I had them for the very first time when I last came to Portugal, and I was obsessed.
I ate about 50 of these.
Probably no exaggeration.
I ate so many of these when I was when I was last here.
And then I tried them in like other countries afterwards.
And they never hit the same.
They never hit the same.
So I'm having these again in Portugal.
Let's try them.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


为什么和友组排来当3的野人都挺萌的，一到我自己野排的时候就神人辈出了

感觉打多了之后对神人规划的容忍度下降了……但还是更讨厌带路带崩了直接拔线的

突然想起来昨天有一把打普羊，出了个尸山血海野人铁眼不要，我就随手拿着玩了，因为词条是咏唱减伤，没有满减拿这个也能凑合，打羊确实救了我两次保住了我的大器晚成虽然成的时候羊也快死了 :aru_0160: 第二天碰到吃出血的怪也会上去复读两下，然后野人铁眼就给我塞了一把光环镰刀 :aru_0520: 因为我当时正好兜里有空位，第一夜唤声船第二夜有概率死鸟第三夜还是打羊，不拿有点变态，所以光环镰刀不享受者经过一番激烈的思想斗争还是屈服了、、拿了、、、
但其实局内外都没词条，最后光环镰刀打死鸟也没多少伤害，可能还不如我重力球呢，下次大大方方放生了

美好的一天以被王仙女俘虏结尾啊 :aru_0520:

但是我今天玩铁眼随手捡了个弹反盾然后下水道红皮铃珠，其实是野人小追先冲进去弹的，我不知道是技术不过关还是延迟，反正直接一倒，我就这样从追踪者手里抢到了红皮铃珠弹反权 :aru_0150: 虽然也没弹几下就打死了但是很爽啊很爽

把友拐来玩女爵了虽然是双大饼找镰刀，为此我还特地配了一套找镰刀工具人铁眼 :aru_0160: 友说从未感觉躲冰龙吐息如此轻松过，然后和野人小追一起三倒（三倒） :aru_0160:
那把是王冰，我一个铁眼拿着女爵大人发的尸山血海拼尽全力单三了王冰……近期唯一打赢的一把王冰居然是用铁眼赢的……

还玩到了我心心念念的小众变态阵容之三女爵，但是那把是征兆，所以我畏惧了我也双大饼了 :aru_0170: 落地看到野人是雷电枪祷爵，太可惜了 :aru_0170: 我以为42仙女呢……早知道玩法爵了 :aru_0170:
其实挺舒适的，前期两个老寒腿加一个雷枪折叠的祷爵，怎么不算有伤害有控制呢 :aru_0160: 山妖城我爆了个出血匕首，双异常加三个掐表打起来很快，出了使命短刀，后期也不会没伤害，输出环境也很好，不需要前排，开两个大招打boss就几乎能全程隐身了 :aru_0160:

唯一的问题是第一个圈缩的时候我想贪个罪人，友说别想了我们三个哪有伤害打罪人 :aru_0520: 没有铃铛前期还是不好打，虽然可以老寒腿硬踩+买壶解冻，但是缩圈了贪这个风险还是略高，到时候一刀三脆皮就老实了 :aru_0520:

虽然可能不玩但是给鸟之外的所有人都配了一套还行的遗物，我甚至能配出一套重力折叠法赖……唯一的问题是摸不到重力球就查无此人

玩了一晚上法爵挺开心的要是野排队友们没有使用双大饼镰刀把boss全秒了就更好了 :aru_0170: 最后这把打老布，仙女追的镰刀还是我送的 :aru_0170:
其实这个仙女追几乎没叠什么攻击力，遗物很破烂局内词条也很破烂，但还是一个飞饼一截黄条 :aru_0170:
给镰刀是因为这个小追很乖拿到什么用什么，没镰刀的时候也玩得挺好的，这种仙女队友我就会忍不住溺爱 :aru_0170:

啥啊，一次排两个桂还不是双排的，我这运气未免有点太差了……总之拔了，两个都是桂我拔线就毫无压力了 :aru_0520:

卧槽无赖掉线了没回来，剩我们一个法爵一个隐士两个人一起召唤怨魂，最后恶魔王子差一丝没打过喜提中间日 :aru_0170: 我服了多中一发怨魂就过了 :aru_0170:

又是两个桂，什么意思，今晚怎么这么多桂，这次有点懒得拔线了就随便划水打了一把，不知道为什么完美遗物折出来这一个兽爪蜗一个冰血刃伤害也不高，可能就是纯菜吧，死鸟一个迸发灵火两人毫不意外地应声倒地，进门一看普羊，打得我都要睡着了，结果太刀甩盘子都能把自己甩一倒，，，

？感觉我碰到深5带深1了，一开始都没注意开的是深4局，直到太刀疑似迷路我才发现不对劲 :aru_0520:
但是这个深5老登不是很老，追踪者打第一夜石像鬼虽然没武器吧但是把自己打三倒了……？我捏完了三个碎片依然没战胜，最后差一丝……早知道摸个铃铛了，马拉松局还得是铃铛

唉不是哥们，我说把太刀包里那个辉石魔砾给我就过了……

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


@hacks4pancakes What do you think is actually going on?
Confused? Anxious? Executive Dysfunction? Unrealistic? Bone idle?
(I'm NOT confusing ND with idleness in my internal ontology here, but I wonder if either might be contributing...)

@hacks4pancakes @DamonHD Foe emigration at least, I can imagine myself saying “oh I’m so jealous, I would LOVE to do that” when the truth is there are internal or external reasons why I wouldn’t/couldn’t and someone offering to help me with the logistics wouldn’t change that so I politely decline.

@darryl @hacks4pancakes The grown-up way to politely decline would be "I got ahead of myself: I cannot do that for other reasons much as I'd like to", not brushing it off as a diary issue!

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


吐气。
大声地说我。
我。
喜欢你！
你这样不行啦！
跟我做事来，吸气吐气。
那现在说我？

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Celtic hammer Dundee United on O'Neill's return

Normal service resumed at Celtic Park as champions Celtic secured a dominant 4-0 win over Dundee United and their first clean sheet since Martin O'Neill's previous game in charge.

Two first-half goals in five minutes from Yang Hyun-jun and Arne Engels sent Celtic on their way as O'Neill returned to the dugout in style following Wilfried Nancy's brief but disastrous reign.

Substitute Benjamin Nygren grabbed his 11th goal of the season and Daizen Maeda netted on the rebound to equal Celtic's two biggest wins of the league season so far. Both of them were in O'Neill's caretaker spell in charge, which resulted in seven wins from eight games.

Celtic sent for the 73-year-old on Monday after terminating Nancy's contract in the wake of six defeats - and 18 goals against - in eight matches.

The chaos, confusion and defensive fragility that marked Nancy's reign disappeared as the Hoops moved three points off the top of the table.

Nobody in the stadium would have been surprised to see O'Neill restore Celtic's long-standing 4-3-3 formation and the team picked up where they left off under O'Neill, as if they had awoken from a nightmare and got on with life as normal.

Centre-back Liam Scales was back to the consistent form he displayed before suffering in and out of a back three under the Frenchman.

Callum McGregor dictated play again and Celtic's wide players, Yang and Sebastian Tounekti, were given attacking licence after being handed wing-back roles by the former Columbus Crew head coach.

Celtic enjoyed 78 per cent possession, had 22 shots at goal and let United have just three. Their opponents averaged 12 shots during Nancy's tenure and United managed 17 themselves during their 2-1 win over the Hoops at Tannadice less than four weeks ago.

Celtic penned United in from the start, with Kieran Tierney instrumental in creating a series of first-half chances.

The left-back had a shot deflected wide, Yang and Scales threatened from headers and Maeda flicked a low cross of the bar, before the pressure paid off in the 27th minute.

Such was Celtic's dominance that Scales found himself in possession on the edge of the box and rolled a pass to Yang, who drilled home from 20 yards.

Maeda soon mis-kicked a volley before Engels produced a first-time finish from Tierney's pass.

It was not all plain sailing for Celtic in the first half. Mexican right-back Julian Araujo marked his first start with a yellow card for a dangerous challenge on Will Ferry, who was still hobbling when he took the resulting free-kick.

United also had chances and Dario Naamo looked unsure whether to head or volley Craig Sibbald's deep cross and did neither and Owen Stirton twice came close.

The striker was firstly foiled by a goal-saving block from Scales after being gifted possession by Auston Trusty and later shot just wide from 18 yards after the Celtic central defence backed off.

United brought on winger Amar Fatah for holding midfielder Pan Camara at half-time but Celtic were even more dominant in the second half.

Reo Hatate and Maeda missed good chances before Nygren shot high into the net from six yards in the 63rd minute.

Maeda had an easy finish six minutes later after Tounekti's shot was saved.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is a news article. Ensure the translation is formal and consistent with journalistic standards. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


@rechelon extremely unpopular is one way of putting it… i don’t live in berlin but i think people everywhere had roughly the same response, which is “fuck these assholes for doing something that leaves so many uninvolved people without electricity and treating it like necessary collateral damage”. I’ve seen lots of people speculate that it was a false flag to make the left look bad. Not that the cops care, they are probably giddy with excitement now (a gross thing to imagine) that they have a pretense to raid and criminalize the leftist scene.

@enby_of_the_apocalypse
Yeah, I mean it seems like there's still about half a dozen anticivs raised on meme accounts who are shocked the scene didn't stand with them, but are extremely shocked that old timer anticivs who felt disrespected by said crew and haven't backed them.

@enby_of_the_apocalypse
I do worry that we'll see a self-justification spiral where a handful of anticivs get so mad at the movement for not supporting their super based attack on the civilized that they end up in ITS level shit within a year or two of isolation and seething.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


浅玩了一下9rip，进了一条绝对不是男主的线，为什么说绝对不是男主呢？因为这条线真的是无聊的够可以的。我的天………作为游戏无聊到这个程度也是让人大开眼界了，没指望在呕吐妹的日乙里看到多精彩的剧情但是我也没想到直接把小学语文水平的剧情端上来给我看啊……！
好想在日本空投传单：别再做只有一条线好玩的日乙了
（甚至我还不确定9rip会不会有一条让我觉得“有意思”的线。

天呐到最后完全是量子速读a键练打鼓励自己：过完了就回去玩大逆转裁判。

但最让我觉得带感的竟然是npc闺蜜。天呐真的剧本娘啊拿神鬼噱头写出白开水剧情我都替你臊得慌！

不好意思骂早了原来只是我打的第一条线有点无聊，香羊和星绊的共通线还挺精彩挺有看头的，主要是香羊有点萌之有点我的菜之，所以游戏体验好起来了，而且这条线的诡秘也是重女到更上一层楼，美味至极，诡秘我们要一起填一辈子大学志愿捏……（好恐怖发言
而且⬇还有当小三环节omg好刺激，抱歉啊姐妹不小心被你发现了我们的倾城之恋…我不是故意的我只是摔了一跤正好摔进了你老公怀里……💅
（其实并不是这种情节这个美眉只是拒同担梦女而已

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Is this the final Stranger Things?
Is this it?
Has it been quite emotional?
I know you can't really tell us how it ends then, but like you reading those scripts and going through it and stuff, was it just.
Well, I haven't read the end.
I know what happens to my character.
Um, because I kind of forced myself into the writers room.
Um, so you broke in and found out?
Yes.
Basically I messaged the directors and thought, can I come over and have a meeting with you?
And then I came over and then there was a whiteboard.
So you've written your own ending?

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


风实在是太大了。
平时风也是这么大的吗？
之类的。
观众告诉我。
男生可以在这一拍专辑封面，女生是不行了的，无人机都差点无法降落。
我们在这家镇上最最最最热闹的餐厅吃饭，超级热闹，我感觉都没什么人。
这个地方可能总共只有四、五家餐厅吧。
我们来看一看，有什么吃的看不懂，给大家看一下这种想爷爷想。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


拆开三台游戏机，你会发现最主要的部件都是主板散热和电源。
主板虽然上面放着所有电子元件，但其实体积很小，电源和散热系统反而才是这里真正占地方的。
于是我就想，是不是可以让PS五Xbox和Swatch共用电源和散热呢？
来回切换。
这样我就可以用一台的体积实现三台的能力。
计划很简单。
好的多。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


火红打完红莲道馆给我送去了一岛，因为这几年才多了伊豆群岛的相关知识，然后就：
- 想起火焰鸟的灯火山就在一岛，
- 等等，伊豆群岛的第一个岛“大岛”也是有个活火山三原山来着
- 等等，所以大岛就是一岛的原型吗？
- 所以我在不知情的情况下已经去火焰鸟老家旅行过了吗？
- 不过那两天正好台风，山道封锁了很可惜没上山

火红
いよいよ要打联盟了
今天要在这个公园里成为冠军
（照片有人手

- 联盟的商店里只卖最贵的一档药，跟景区只卖巴黎水有什么区别
- 希巴跟我格斗系互殴的时候没想到我火爆猴有飞行系技能吧
- 迷唇姐的魅惑身躯加催眠将龟龟摆弄得醉生梦死（？
- Lv5 大葱鸭虽然是占位也帮我挡了一刀
- 整体等级被压制每场下来都大量吃药
- 小绿输了之后大木博士过来也不安慰，一只有一顿批评，出了大楼小绿头也不回就跑走了，这就是东亚教育吗
- 三鸟在通关前就抓完了，接下来是超梦和剩下的群岛了

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


We're at the beach.
And this is the river teller.
And the town is called teller as well.
But you don't want to swim in there because there's crocs.
But if we're lucky, we might see some crocs today.
That would be awesome.
Would be awesome.
It's more than one person I've heard doing that noise.
Man, the pigeons really like it.
Here.
Look at this.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, Jesus.
Wow.
So many.
here.
Yeah, we're nearly there.
Beach resort coming soon.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


我要告诉大家，父亲在这个视频里已经很谦虚，但是跟我们聊天的时候都是哇，他们觉得我是村子里最漂亮的，我就是那个村庄，对我很漂亮。
对我我妈妈她也不明白，我妈妈很爱我。
我妈妈说哎呀，为什么大家都觉得你最漂亮呢？
有那么多漂亮的孩子。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


The hosts took the lead in the 26th minute via the prolific Diaz as the Real Madrid player showed his scoring instinct.

Achraf Hakimi's corner was headed goalwards by Ayoub El Kaabi and Diaz deflected the ball in from close range.

He has now scored in each of Morocco's five games and extends his own record for most goals by a Moroccan at a single Cup of Nations finals, but left the field late on with a heavily strapped thigh that will be a concern for coach Walid Regragui.

Chances were hard to come by for both sides, but Abde Ezzalzouli headed narrowly over the crossbar from another Hakimi corner, while the latter laid on a headed chance for Saibari that was spurned.

Cameroon were unfortunate not to get a penalty kick when Mbeumo was caught in the box as Mauritanian referee Dahane Beida waved play on, while Georges-Kevin Nkoudou headed wide at the back post with the Indomitable Lions' best chance of the game.

Morocco made it 2-0 minutes later to kill off the contest when Saibari was left unmarked at the back post and had time to control the ball and fire low into the far corner of the net.

Ismael Saibari gave Morocco breathing space against Cameroon (REUTERS)

In Friday's other quarter-final, Iliman Ndiaye scored the only goal as Senegal booked an Afcon semi-final berth for the third time in the last four tournaments, beating 10-man Mali 1-0.

Ndiaye netted after 27 minutes, taking advantage of a goalkeeping howler to put Senegal ahead in a tense derby against their west African neighbours.

Mali were reduced to 10 men for the second half after captain Yves Bissouma was sent off for a second caution on the stroke of halftime.

He was booked first for a clumsy challenge in the 25th minute and was dismissed after a needless foul on Idrissa Gana Gueye.

Mali were down to 10 men from the 26th minute of their previous clash against Tunisia and still managed to squeeze through on penalties but there was no recovery this time around against a polished Senegalese outfit.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is a news article. Ensure the translation is formal and consistent with journalistic standards. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


终于到了五彩池。
为什么叫五彩池？
导游讲因为它有很多个颜色，很多不同的蓝哦，真的很蓝呀！
妈妈的POS，亚洲父母的POS。
我妈妈的日常就是拍照各种POS，POS还比我多。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


This morning while walking to work I had a thought: is it possible that the reason why the perception of the #replyGuy problem being worse on #Mastodon (and the #Fediverse in general) is due to sheer (lack of) numbers?
So I came up with a simplified model to check if this was indeed sufficient to explain the phenomenon.
Let's assume that, similarly to Mario Cipolla's Basic Laws of Human Stupidity, the fraction of reply guys in a population is a given constant ρ.
1/n
#maths

Let's also assume for simplicity that reply guys operate mechanically, i.e. do not use some kind of automation to find posts to reply to. This puts an upper limit to the total number of posts a reply guy can reply to in the course of a single day. Let's call this D.
We can also assume that on average a single non-reply-guy will generally post P < D posts per day.
Ignoring for a moment larger timeframes than a single day (but the discussion is similar if we extend the observation period) …
2/n

 … and assuming replyguys select randomly the posts to reply to (i.e. they don't specifically target a person for any particular reason), can we calculate what is the probability that a given person will see at least one reply from a reply guy?
Before doing the actual math, let's look at some practical example. Let's say that 1 in 10 users are reply guys, a reply guy goes through 100 posts per day, and a regular user posts 10 messages per day.
3/n

If there are 10 users in the network, 9 are regular users and 1 is a reply guy. There are 90 regular posts per day, and the the single reply guy will see ALL of them (because they can read 100 posts per day, so they see all the posts made on that network on that day.
However, if there are 100 users in the network, 10 of which are reply guys, the network will produce 900 posts in a day, but reply guys will NOT necessarily see all of them!
4/n

In the second scenario, each reply guy will see 100 random posts of the 900. Even if there are 10 reply guys, this does NOT mean that each post will be found by a reply guy! There may be posts that are seen by multiple reply guys, and posts that will not be seen by any reply guy!
So how do we compute the probability for a post to be seen by a reply guy in this case?
One way to do this is to compute the probability of NOT being seen by ANY reply guy, and taking the complement.
5/n

Now, since each reply guy sees 100 of the 900 posts, each post has a 1/9 probability of being seen by any particular reply guy, i.e. an 8/9 probability of NOT being seen by that particular reply guy. The probability of not being seen by ANY reply guy is thus 8/9 for each reply guy and assuming that the probabilities are independent, this means that the probability of not being seen by any of the 10 reply guys is (8/9)^10, which is 0.30794....
6/n

This means that the probability for each post to be seen by AT LEAST ONE reply guy is 1-(8/9)^10 or approximately 69%.
Of course, if someone posts 10 posts per day, then the probability for them to come across a reply guy is higher than that, because it will be the probability of at least on their post being seen by at least one reply guy!
Again assuming that for each post the probabilities are independent, the math is only slightly more complex:
6/n

each post has a (8/9)^10 probability of not being seen, but for the probability for ALL posts not being seen, that has to be further elevated to the number of posts made by the same person, which is 10, so (8/9)^100, and the probability of AT LEAST ONE POST being seen by AT LEAST ONE reply guys becomes 1 - (8/9)^100 = 0.99999233… which is not 100% but very close to it.
This was the case of a network 100 people, 10 of which are reply guys. Let's do one more and then go general.
7/n

Let's now assume the network has 100K users, still with the same 10% of reply guys (90K regular users, 10K reply guys).
Each reply guy still reads 100 posts per day, and the regular users still produce 10 posts per day.
This means that in a single day the regular users produce 900K posts, and each reply guys reads 100 of those 900K posts!
Still under the randomness assumption, this means that a single reply guy will only see 100/900K posts!
8/n

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


NEWS GOV-MO: 首场“社文茶座‧社文范畴齐齐倾”顺利举行 逾70人参与 聚焦“健康促进、资源下沉、关口前移”

为落实特区政府以民为本的施政理念，贯彻社会文化范畴贴近民生、聆听民意的工作方针，首场“社文茶座‧社文范畴齐齐倾”以“健康促进、资源下沉、关口前移”为主题，于1月15日晚上在青洲卫生中心顺利举行，逾70人参与。

社会文化司柯岚司长、社会文化司司长办公室林媛主任、吕红顾问、卫生局罗奕龙局长、教育及青年发展局龚志明局长、社会工作局韩卫局长、文化局梁惠敏局长、药物监督管理局蔡炳祥局长、体育局李诗灵代局长、社会保障基金行政管理委员会陈宝云主席以及协和澳门医学中心刘正印院长等社文范畴团队的代表，与居民面对面直接交流，听取和收集意见。

在展开互动交流前，工作人员与出席茶座居民进行了简单的健康问卷调查，并即场公布结果，同时也安排了工间操及八段锦的示范，以配合“健康促进、资源下沉、关口前移”的主题。

在互动交流环节上，柯岚司长发言时强调，“社文茶座”旨在搭建与居民直接对话的平台，透过辖下部门主管与居民面对面交流，收集如学生课业负担、图书馆藏、体育设施及卫生服务等民生议题的意见，并承诺对居民的建议“全记录、全跟进”，即使问题难以短期解决亦会持续关注，并协力推动阶段性改善，期望团队秉持“多听、多想、多关心”的态度，务实回应居民的期待。

随后，多位居民就主题“健康促进、资源下沉、关口前移”及社会文化范畴相关政策、措施与服务，提出了许多具建设性的意见及建议，社文范畴团队的代表即时解答及回应，互动交流坦诚，现场气氛热烈。

“社文茶座‧社文范畴齐齐倾”自今年一月起，将作为常态化的社区互动交流活动，每月聚焦不同主题，透过茶座形式直接与社区的居民对话及收集意见，更好地凝聚社会共识，持续优化各项工作，让居民更有获得感，携手实现建设“幸福澳门”施政愿景。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is a news article. Ensure the translation is formal and consistent with journalistic standards. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


```json
[
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  "Worried about the extra management? Mambalo automatically syncs your product information from your online store with Facebook, so any changes you make will instantly appear in your Facebook ecommerce store. Do it once and forget it.",
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  "The Facebook Pixel makes advertising on Facebook much more effective. Easily market to your ideal audiences based on the actions they have taken in your online store and track their conversions. Not only do you know exactly who you’re advertising to, but you also have a better understanding of how your ads are performing. All in all, you can make your messaging more powerful, leading to a better return on your advertising dollars.",
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  "E-commerce mobile apps: With Mambalo’s free iOS and Android apps, you can manage sales, track inventory, and accept online payments wherever you are.",
  "PCI DSS validated level 1 service: Provides 55+ payment options and secure HTTPS checkout capabilities to ensure you comply with PCI DSS Level 1 requirements.",
  "Is it possible to migrate my store from WooCommerce to Facebook with Mambalo?",
  "I am still confused and need extra help with the Mambalo Facebook commerce app. What should I do?",
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  "Google Smart Shopping takes your products beyond Google search to help you advertise across Shopping, YouTube, Gmail, and the Google Display Network.",
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]
```

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is from software data. Translate the content of json, without translating keys and placeholders (i.e. copy them rather than translate them). Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Produce a valid json output that matches the input format. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


我记得我大学一年级的时候，我吃我从小自学的英文，我的英文是在西湖边上抓老外的熟练的英文。
然后我们考进师范学院的时候，很多同学是农村来的，发音都不准，我那确实是班上最好的，但我这个老师给我的考试成绩是五十九分，农村来的很多同学考了八十几分、九十几分，我都特恼怒，我说凭什么？
怎么凭我的英文发音也比他们好？

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


NEWS GOV-MO: 澳门理工大学校长率团访问华工建筑设计院 探讨校园规划新理念

为配合澳门特别行政区政府建设澳琴国际教育（大学）城，推进澳门理工大学横琴粤澳深度合作区校区建设，澳理大校长严肇基、应用科学学院院长林灿堂一行，近日访问华南理工大学建筑设计研究院，双方就校园规划与设计理念进行深入探讨，气氛愉快。

会上，严肇基介绍了澳理大在横琴粤澳深度合作区办学进展。严肇基表示，目前澳理大在特区政府的统筹协调下，有序推进各项工作。首阶段将于今年入驻合作区过渡期办学点，开展研究生教学活动；下一阶段为澳理大合作区校区的建设期，计划于2027年动工，预计2030年基本建成，届时澳理大澳门主校区及合作区校区将迎接跨地域、国际化和区域联动办学的崭新机遇。

华工建筑设计研究院副院长、副总建筑师黄骏对代表团到访表示欢迎。他详细介绍了该院的设计理念与成果。作为由何镜堂院士领衔、并成功打造了澳门大学横琴校区等标杆项目的知名设计机构，华工设计院在融合文化、创新功能与可持续发展方面积累了深厚经验。

与会人员分享了回应现代教育模式变革、营造促进学科交流空间的专业见解。透过此次会谈，澳理大深入了解了前沿的校园规划思路，为后续工作提供了宝贵参考。澳理大将积极汇聚各方资源，稳步推进合作区校区建设，为国家及澳门培养更多优秀人才，助力澳门打造国际高端人才集聚高地。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is a news article. Ensure the translation is formal and consistent with journalistic standards. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


All right.
So the first step, the napkin.
So I remember I was supposed to take it off from the side and.
Touch these corners.
And then have the seam facing forward.
All right, so let's try this out.
Let's taste it.
I'm excited.
Oh my God.
I'm not supposed to make noise.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


They're narcissists.
They think the whole world revolves around them.
Everything is about them.
So if they cut you off, that's because they needed that spot more than you did.
And how dare you question that?
How dare you question that?
They made a move and they're the most important person.
Anyways, yeah, it is what it is, right?

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


But if you don't say it, and if you stand firm in what you believe in your faith, you're going to lose it all.
And I just remember starting off and, oh, it was like it was just yesterday.
And I remember saying, you know, it's great that Americans, you know, you can choose one or the other.
And it was like the Lord just smacked me right in the face and was like, who are you and what do you believe?
You know what you believe.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


至于吗？
一条鱼把你变成这样，我要是不把鱼捞上来，你以后看我是不是绕着走啊？
根本不是那么回事。
既然来钓鱼了，就踏踏实实的钓，像你一样总看手机算什么事，我还不是关上了吗？
你看，这不是关关上了。
我吓坏了，于是把手机拿出来了。
呵呵呵呵。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Don't you have these exact same shoes?
Excuse me, but these have a pearlized finish.
The other ones are patent leather.
What's wrong with patent leather?
They were like screaming 1995.
It was totally embarrassing.
That's it.
Shoes do not scream.
What year it is.
The shopping addiction of yours has got to stop.
But, daddy.
From now on, no more pit stops on rodeo.
No visits to the mall, no little hikes along Melrose.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


It'll be just like giving us allowance.
But you only have to pay us one time.
This might be a little more than our allowance was actually even combined.
We were.
We grew up in the 90s when things were cheap.
Can Twitch subs watch the bonus episode?
Yes.
Go to discord G g Wolf Den and you can, uh, if you link your Twitch account, there's a supporter only channel and I've been, uh, putting links to all of the bonus episodes there.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Oh, yes, now I see.
I think I shall call you Pinocchio, my little pine nut.
Oh, my, my, how late it's gotten.
You see, Pinocchio already your company has become distraction to me.
Well, I really must be off to bed now.
Lots of work to do tomorrow.
There will be much awaiting you as well when the morning sun rises.
Sleep well, my boy.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Okay, forget about me.
It's Jenna I'm most concerned about.
This place is too small.
It cramps her spirit.
Okay, I'll think about it, I promise.
I was hoping you'd say that because we have an appointment at noon.
What?
Is that the one?
That's 150 Grand Avenue.
We're looking for 141.
I like all these houses.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


你别以为我不知道你在外面鬼混。
社会上啊，不比学校单纯。
你要好好把握在学校的日子。
就笑纳了。
但是当那个人还不跟我爸一样到处借钱。
叫你写个价，当你还在跟我抬杠。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Oh my God.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't see you.
No no no no, I'm sorry, I.
I should have been walking slower.
Uh, anyways, I gotta go.
I hope she's okay.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


What do you think?
20 minutes?
I don't know.
Okay.
You sure this is gonna work?
Okay.
You're the chef.
Just put on some vegetables and come and say hello.
Ah.
Maestro, my taste buds are positively tingling with anticipation.
Oh.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Traction meets fashion: The best weatherproof trainers for rain-slicked pavements

The Cloudhorizon Waterproof feels purpose-built for the stop-start rhythm of winter commuting. Its lightweight waterproof upper keeps your feet dry without adding bulk, and the shoe's smooth rocker shape helps you roll forward easily, even when you're layered up and carrying heavy loads.

Underfoot, Helion foam creates a cushioned bounce that softens long walks between stations, while the grippy rubber outsole keeps things steady on wet steps and shiny tiles. The pared-back design gives it a polished, modern look, ideal if you prefer a trainer that handles lousy weather subtly, without shouting its technical credentials.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is a news article. Ensure the translation is formal and consistent with journalistic standards. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


德子带着兵冲出来了然后源平和谈破裂开打，女主想去帮倒霉粉毛还被按住了，福山润淡淡地开始说风凉话
真的有人看到这里能不笑吗……好一出六国大封相啊

平教经在这个游戏里的倒霉程度不禁让人猜测伊东爱当年是否特别喜欢铁血的孤儿第一季因此就这样追到了第二季后半段
伊东爱是和他有仇吗……

无敌的女主就这样被竹马打晕带走了，可怜的粉毛还在海滩上痴痴等她
福山润兄弟：摸了，吃瓜
虽然挺缺德的但我看了只想笑………

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


哇，它的外壳长这样里面的设计，然后你看它这个它是这样，它是直接放在上面，像一个三角锥一样的东西，然后它内侧的话就有方它的说明书，还有一些线的部分线，它会这样设计，就是因为它要解决那个锤击，它放下去之后，它这个箱子很小啊，然后你看这里面有说明书。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


现在来吃一间店，是古早味的那种。
我点的是百香果口味的，一球好像是二十左右吧，很大一球一算。
好吃了。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):