(1/?)
@lorry
> Bumble is dire at Trust and Safety
Care to expand on that or link me?
> Whitney (Bumble) [is] a billionaire anyway, so what does she care?
I presume she didn't found Bumble by herself, maybe wasn't even part of the original group (as with Melon Husk and Tesla). What about the rest of them?
@screwlisp

(2/?)
@lorry
> I imagine there's still space for going back to the old model
There's plenty of new models to be tried that would be a huge improvement over playing hashtag roulette, either on DataFarms or decentralised social networks. One idea I saw was online dating as a group-based social experience. This is a handwave in the right direction. As is @cy's idea about matchmakers in another branch of this thread.

(3/?)
Speaking of roulette, what about a Chat Roulette style speed-dating app?
The app could;
* perform some basic T&S vetting (to minimise unsolicited dick-cam, etc), including confirming what general area you're in (ask me how!)
* throw you into a round of realtime speed dating with others in your area (text? Voice? Video? see 4/4).
* As with normal speed dating, if you both Favourite each other after talking, you get each others' contacts
#OnlineDating #ChatRoulette

@strypey I nearly joined #Chatroulette, but then Covid and the Ukraine war started, so that never went anywhere. I had a different direction I wanted to take them, though.
#Bumble #TrustAndSafety ? Well, the industry isn't exactly full of dating site whistleblowers, but safety workers in the industry do talk to me. I know more than I would ever want to know about the inside workings of most dating sites, and sadly. It's not really an amazing revelation that Bumble is as bad as the rest, though.
None of the dating sites puts more than a veneer of effort into T&S. They weigh the cost of litigation against the cost of actually doing the work, and so far, litigation costs have always been lower.

@lorry
> he industry isn't exactly full of dating site whistleblowers
Any particular reason for that?
> They weigh the cost of litigation against the cost of actually doing the work, and so far, litigation costs have always been lower
Huh. The Fight Club principle at work. Sad. We deserve better from our digital matchmaking tools.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


All right, so it is some hours later, I have showered.
I've chilled out a bit.
Feeling really good now, and I checked my phone.
Now the internet won't work.
All right.
Now I want to kick in and be of use.
It's just so wild being in a foreign country.
When you by yourself, you don't know where you're at.
You out and about in your internet.
Stop working like that is wild.
So I'm like, I know y'all lying.
I'm paying for both of these services and y'all trying to play with me.

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You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


The Case for Impeaching Donald Trump

Bombs over Latin America: It's giving Wag the Dog, if you ask me. The administration, seemingly hot to bring back neoconservative military conquest, soft-launched its latest regime change war in Venezuela by making indiscriminate attacks on boats in the Caribbean and Pacific waters off of Central America. These attacks, all undertaken without a jot of congressional oversight and on the dubious premise that the boats were packed with fentanyl bound for the United States, were murderous on their own. But the news that the military was ordered to strike an already stricken boat in a "double tap" attack to kill any survivors has raised the specter of war crimes - and in a way that even many Republicans don't seem ready to countenance.

Trump's Binance buddy gets a pardon: Changpeng Zhao began this year the disgraced former CEO of Binance, the world's largest cryptocurrency exchange, having done prison time for, as the Biden DOJ put it, "failing to maintain an effective anti-money laundering (AML) program," violating the Bank Security Act, and allowing money to flow freely to a host of bad actors, including "terrorists, cybercriminals, and child abusers." But Zhao, having forfeited the right to run Binance, wanted back in. So he used his connections to Trump's family and inner circle to secure a pardon that would let him run the show again. In return, Zhao showered his attention on World Liberty Financial - using Binance's leverage to enrich Trump's private crypto fund. TNR's Tim Noah was positively apoplectic about the shady arrangement.

Chips to China: Speaking of Tim Noah and apoplexy: It's probably not great that one firm, Nvidia, has come to possess such godlike, market-moving power. Its outsize importance to the global economy had Noah fingering it as one of the major pillars to crumble, when he gamed out a potential Trump stock market crash back in October. Trump's been doing what he can to boost Nvidia's fortunes, however: This year, the president broke with long-standing national security tradition and announced that he was permitting the firm to sell its H200 chips to China. As The New York Times" David Sanger noted, the deal - the fruits of "intense lobbying" from Nvidia CEO and White House gadfly Jensen Huang - raised a basic question: "If the chips that power the most advanced technology can be sold to the United States" chief technological, military and financial competitor, where is the new line drawn?" That's probably the least of Trump's concerns, however: The deal also guaranteed that "25 percent of all the revenues from the sales would go to the United States," in yet another case of this administration's affection for fascist corporatism.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is a news article. Ensure the translation is formal and consistent with journalistic standards. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


嘿！
我们现在在闲谈blabla我们就是开车也开一段时间了，所以就下车休息一下，然后在他们聊天要走一走，他们的这个算是比较跳的Ardor嘛，我也不知道这是算什么。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


On a lighter note, just saw someone complaining about when games beg you to switch to easy mode when you fail.
I also hate this.
I love having an easy mode. Hell, I think games should just fuckin' let you cheat, as long as competitions all have agreed-on rules about it.
But every game that's pestered me into easy mode has been an instant put-down. I have plenty of games to play, if you want me to be done faster, congrats, I'm done faster.

This is what makes modern Marios - modern-ish anyway - so impossible for me to play.
"Did you die thwee times mawwio? Here's the golden supersuit of invincibility because you suck! If you don't want it, just carefully avoid ever pressing anything besides "start level yes again no no nothing else just start the level".
This is also why I stopped trying to play Phantom Pain. Whenever I died, it'd offer me the chicken hat and default to "yes", eventually I forgot to manually say "fuck off".

I get it's a retention thing, but it's so disrespectful.
Autoscaling difficulty also pisses me off, because I'll be gearing up for a challenge and then the game will panic and lower it to super easy because I've been "struggling".
I'll die or something, go back to try again, but nope, now the challenge is gone. You succeeded! You made the game go away! Don't worry, those challenges were for someone else. Someone better.
I can't remember if I ever completed a game with autoscaling difficulty.

I guess the basic difference between me and their target audience is that I like to figure out how to do something, while their target audience - at least in their heads - likes to take a log flume through a Disneyworld attraction.
A little jostling, a little fluids, but don't worry, baby, daddy Walt's got ya. You're safey-wafe, you don't even have to move, just sit there and tee hee, here's a wittle splashy-splash.
If I wanted that, I'd go sit in a fucking dog park and pet a dog.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Good morning.
What do you do baby?
It is day two of Iceland.
All right.
We are touring the south of Iceland today.
I'm excited about it.
The weather is magnificent.
Very pretty.
Today.
Yesterday morning when I left, it was already raining.
But today the sun is out, so I'm hoping it stays this way while we're driving, you know, towards the south.
We will see.
But yes, looking forward to today.
Let's head out.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


总之虽然桥姬碎碎念（？）还没写到进度，但为防腻还是先打了鸡蛋华族 :bison_15:
这部完全是盲选，之前从来没有了解，但简介和pv和部分repo补下来看可能是合胃口的古早味（开篇看下来也确实是，老画风真的不错啊喜欢 :bison_160:

开篇家道中落（？）求职意外进豪宅打工太典了！少爷们一口一个垃圾太典了！小白花女主你引起了我的注意太典了！（
其实我觉得还蛮有趣的，就是经典语录频率有点高轰炸得脑袋嗡嗡响 :bison_100:

领班：看好了，接下来就是我们要服侍的大少爷大老爷们
然后帅哥像回转寿司一样排着队列走了过来，一个个按顺序说话顺便透露名字身份和性格
我：菜单收到，已开点 :bison_103:

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Reading Gloria Steinem's undercover report on being a Playboy Bunny... finished Part I and damn🤔
Despite being well aware of Playboy being uh... a CORPORATION lol... had no idea how much their entire infrastructure truly served to perpetuate classism in an extremely creepy way while outwardly presenting themselves as the "classy" and thus "more ethical" option compared to say, Hustler

I'll post some screenshots later but to give you the gist, Bunnies (who were cocktail waitresses), had to:
- accept lower (by $200-150, equivalent to today's $2.5K) wages than advertised
- hand over 50% of all their tips
- give their last names to "Number 1 key holders" (ergo, celebrities/elites) if asked
- be subjected to a pelvic exam and blood test but weren't allowed to pick the physician
- be spied on by a private eye
- go out if their way to hide their husbands/bfs

The central point that unites all of this:
Bunnies were STRICTLY NOT ALLOWED TO (penalized by termination) date any other employees or customers... BUT accompanying and dating the "Number 1 key holders" was permitted, if not encouraged. See where this is going?

New recruits were given a "Bunny Bible" to study all those bizarre rules and instructions from.
To mention a few more:
- Bunnies' work performance was assessed by a "merit system" (YES, that exact wording!) instead of being written up. Unsurprisingly, merit was not only judged by a good work ethic but also very specific requirements on looks and attitude.
- there was an incentive system in place that rewarded Bunnies who sold the most liquor and merchandise

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Nevada, the Silver State.
Yay!
Hey, honey.
We'll be there in about an hour.
Try to have a good attitude, honey.
So what's the plan with grandma?
I don't know.
Selling the ranch?
I don't know, but I don't see any other options.
I think she'll move and come live with us in LA.
I doubt it.
She likes the country.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


It looks amazing.
It's a little slime pizza pie.
Look how much it stretches.
All right, so that's mystery slime.
Oh, I've got one more secret.
I'm just gonna tell Milo, though.
That's a good one.
Can I tell him?
No.
All right.
See you guys later.
Bye.
We challenge you.
To watch zombies on Disney Channel.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


突然想起去年在乡下打车
高德打车17块钱
司机接单后到了地方才跟我说这价钱没办法接
要我至少加价到30
我跟那个司机吵了起来
司机骂骂咧咧开走了
然后我对着客服疯狂投诉
后面重新打车顺利到达目的地
感觉这些小地方小县城就是没有规则的地方
像这种接了单、然后到目的地才告诉我要加价的事情我在一线城市从来没遇到过
对小县城的厌恶又+1

还有很多事情
让我觉得这些小地方的人真是下贱
比如家里的老人被联通营业厅哄骗去办了流量套餐
要取消还被营业厅的中年女疯狂耍脸子
我他妈可不惯着
从陪老人进营业厅开始我就拿着手机怼脸录全程
那女的一见我这个架势态度马上就软了
对着我是全程赔笑脸
在我的臭脸下
这个需要赔2000块钱违约金才能取消的套餐
最后0元取消了
平时对老人甩脸、骂人的架势去哪儿了？
下贱！

有一次我去乡下的银行办事（甚至是四大行之一）
被柜员推荐了一个没听说过的业务
那个柜员居然拿过我的手机就要帮我操作
我看这架势不对
马上抢过来说不办了
后来过了很久我才知道
银行员工亲自帮客户操作手机是要被罚的
这些开在乡下的银行
客户大多是老人
不懂得投诉、也没法计较这些
所以这些银行的员工才无法无天惯了
换做是大城市
一个柜台就有6个监控盯着
谁敢抢客户的手机帮忙操作给自己冲业绩😓

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


你。
厉害，你干嘛走那么奇葩的路线来这里了？
明明可以直飞，还要飞去马祖再打转。
就很久没有自己一个人到处逛了，反正有小三通，我就顺便看看风景啊。
干嘛还想再去吃什么辣？
是你找我过来帮你的。
好啦，虽然说我来这里没有很久，但我自己也认识一些不错的女生，到时候不要说我没有帮你，我可以再帮你安排相亲，谢谢！
现在不需要新一代路。
走吧，带着自己。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


So these trumpets here are like a famous monument here.
And basically, if you go inside of the trumpets or like underneath them, you can hear music.
We have now come to a park that is full of cat statues.
It sounded so unique and I love cats, so obviously we had to come and check it out.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Local stable out to cash in at Coffs with four contenders

Local trainer Noel Mayfield-Smith is hoping to have a lucrative day at Sunday's Coffs Harbour meeting with four runners stepping out for the stable on the six-race card.

The Group 1-winning horseman will start his day in the second event of the day when Ausbred Yahoo contests the Komatsu Country Boosted Benchmark 58 Handicap (1605m) with two-kilogram claiming apprentice Ella Drew taking the ride.

Racing returns to Coffs Harbour on Sunday.

Ausbred Yahoo has been racing in good form with a third placing at Kempsey three starts ago being followed by two successive seconds at Coffs Harbour, the latest when beaten by Sunday's rival Caledonian.

Mayfield-Smith links with another apprentice, three-kilogram claimer Leanne Boyd, when Never Island starts in the Insurance Advisernet Australia Pink Silks F&M Benchmark 58 Handicap (1305m).

A winner of three of her 15 starts, Never Island will carry 59.5 kilograms after Boyd's allowance. Never Island was beaten less than a length when second behind Montgomery at Grafton and backed that up with a last-start fifth at Coffs Harbour behind In The Fine Print when again beaten less than a length.

Raymond Spokes takes the ride on the Mayfield-Smith-prepared Monte Cruise in the O'Brien Plumbing Relining Wayne Glenn Pink Silks Cup Benchmark 82 Handicap (1205m).

Monte Cruise is also a three-time winner from just the nine starts. She hasn't raced since July when finishing last of eight at Eagle Farm and has had two trials at this track in preparation for her return, finishing second behind Saturday's Wyong winner Petticoat before winning the latest of them.

Mayfield-Smith rounds out the day when he again links with Boyd when she rides Cardsharp in the Key Community Group C,G&E Benchmark 58 Handicap (1305m).

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is a news article. Ensure the translation is formal and consistent with journalistic standards. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Do you what do you think of that?
Looking back on it, the rivalry and the late night wars and all that stuff.
And do you like.
Obviously, maybe you think it's a shame.
Maybe like, how do you how do you categorize it in your mind?
Well, it's, um, overall it's embarrassing.
Um, because I don't want to be the guy who's, uh, pissed off because, oh, I didn't get so-and-so because I didn't truly feel that way.
You didn't feel that way?
No, no.
Well, how did you feel?

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


好，结账，我拿伞呀，买一下便当好便宜，109块，真的是一直狂下雨，Mygodohmygod啊，我都会这样子啊这个风啊！
你hey大家我先洗个手。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Here we are.
All right.
Let's see.
Low key.
Shocked to see so many people here already.
But obviously it's much quieter than if I came midday or later this evening.
So we're gonna just go along the aisles and, uh, get everything we need.
Absolutely love these as a little healthy snack.
We need bread.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Yes, I think they may be expecting something slightly more formal.
Just on its own.
Oh.
No, no, don't be ridiculous.
That's for Thanksgiving.
Alison would kill me.
Oh, no.
No, there must be something else.
Have you ever cooked one of these before?
Oh, yes.
But, I mean, they take, like, five hours, right?
Not necessarily.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


当然最近就是稍微有些困扰，就好比说我在这边其实是等于一个公园嘛，任何人都可以走进来。
那所以我在这边办公的时候，好比说我前几天坐在办公室打电脑，然后左后方就篮球场那边就听到刺耳的声音，然后我一转头就看到有一位已经准备好自拍的人，然后我一转头之后就捕捉那个我转头的画面跟我自拍。
那这个确实是有一点困扰，所以我已经请同事加装窗帘了。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


骂起扎导又想起基友骂扎导时谈的设定，氪星一个高科技实现生育小孩的地方，扎导非要拍超人他妈痛苦的生育过程，之后被某个粉丝up大谈特谈分析生殖崇拜（包括超人进入氪星飞船那段也要扯），扎导仿佛是为了表现在高科技社会下对自然的崇尚——怎么你非得让母体这么痛苦一回么？

我和扎导的恩怨可以追溯到年轻啥都不懂的时候，某天信了小破网站的宣传，点开那部美少女特工，我以为是看洋妞穿水手服打架，点开以后……
当然，也不能完全说宣传有错，但是……
反正一个啥都不懂的小女孩看不懂高深导演拍的剧情，也觉得他的画面拍的不好看，以为能看到精彩的打戏，也没看到，哼

这人的打戏也不知道怎么吹出来的，我看过钢铁之躯的一段打戏，真是相当原始野蛮，但你拍的又是超人……
之前听美漫粉的播客，讲到扎导及之后的世代可能更容易接受毁天灭地般的打斗效果，我不知道有几个人关注，但是总有强大的力量但是能够加以克制这也是一个讨论的点，但扎导拍超英就是不顾限制就爱拍大场面……

之前漫威电影粉吵的一个话题，超英该不该管束，以及之后也有作品提到，超英超能力者和反派打斗过程中伤害到民众，是不是应该承担责任或者被仇恨。当时我就觉得这事儿应该怪反派去啊，要是没有反派能有那么多事？至于政府腐败是否值得相信这种更复杂的我就不说了。
但是如果一个超能力者一点都不控制自己的力量，就瞎几把发挥的话……那他被骂一点也不冤对吧……？
但是扎导好像是把超人往不被理解的“圣父”塑造的，就……
讽刺的一点，虽然扎粉老是看不起尾灯，实际上尾灯拍超英的时候是会注意让超英和反派的战场尽量不伤害到民众的

我记得当初扎斯林说尾灯拿了七千八百万（记错扎导负责）拍的院线版，这帮蠢货是极力想证明尾灯不如扎导，但是这帮人口中尾灯拿着七千多万赶在限定时间里搞定扎导那坨屎并让正联上院线，粉丝真不知道说的这个意味着什么，真是粉丝的脑子啊……

但是这人运气真的好，真他妈好，他那个水平拍超英甚至能得到诺兰背书，华纳还能给那么多投资，甚至正联导剪也安排出来了，这人的运气真踏马的太好了

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


It's so funny.
It's on your.
Teeth.
I just can't wait to to do this to you now.
You're laughing now, but I'm gonna be laughing in a couple minutes when this is done.
You look so funny.
I want to get.
I just want to get straight to this.
Yay!
You can't alter your creation.
I'm so sorry.
I'm a real zombie.
I know how the makeup goes down.
Oh, look at my hand.
You made many rookie mistakes that I will not make.
I did.
Yes, here we go.
Let's do it.
Meg.
Yeah.
Hand me the cream.
All right.
Is this your chin?
Yeah.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


产地没写日期也没写包装，自己也没写。
连包装自己都没写。
连叉子都没给我。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


They got so many trains out there, they got a hard time keeping them running into each other.
Got trains going every which way.
Got people on all of them.
Somebody going, well, somebody just left.
I believe everybody stayed in one place.
This be a better world.
Now.
What I done learnt in 27 years of railroading is this.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


Oh!
I am shot!
Oh, absolutely shot.
I am so glad to be home.
Oh, hey.
Hello, Harry.
Blanche almost gave me a heart attack.
What are you doing here?
How did you get in?
I used the key you gave us for emergencies.
This is not an emergency.
Oh, yes it is.
Harry.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


NEWS GOV-MO: 东北大马路1月13日起增围封范围并维持两线行车

为配合空中走廊建造工程的主桥结构施工，东北大马路将于2026年1月13日起新增围封介乎慕拉士大马路与马揸度博士大马路的一段中央分隔带，并实施有限度通车，期间东北大马路往来方向将维持至少两线行车。同时，慕拉士街将实施反方向行车，以对附近交通作适当疏导和分流（详见附图1）。

巴士方面，因应慕拉士街实施反方向行车，故于2026年1月13日上午10时至2027年6月中旬，2（往妈阁）、6A（往山顶医院）及H2（往山顶医院）路线需改道行驶，期间暂不停靠“慕拉士/飞通大厦”站，乘客可选用“慕拉士巷＂站或“新雅马路/母亲会＂站上落。

公共建设局及交通事务局早前分别向交通咨询委员会，以及社团和坊会介绍方案，提前讲解新围封措施的具体工程内容、相关交通安排、实施计划及预案管理措施等，并听取相关意见和建议。同时，考虑到围封范围邻近工业大厦，重型车辆进出较为频繁，公共建设局亦联同承建及监理单位拜访大厦内的企业，并进行实地测试，模拟围封后的重型车辆进出和行驶动线，以确保重型车辆在道路围封后有足够的通行空间。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is a news article. Ensure the translation is formal and consistent with journalistic standards. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


品味了一阵封建主义老黄男的虐待政敌物料（。物料）诡异的感觉老四其实，挺喜剧的，毕竟能干出自己亲自上阵吵架发布辟谣全集和“我没杀兄弟是他们太坏了伏冥诛”这种思路的需要有幽默感，而且他整人的时候还挺，一针见血（？）老八在乎的上道妈名声兄弟办事能力下到太监朋党钱房子家产都挨个来一遍一个不漏，老八也是属于一种晋江款宅斗大师实操政斗的错题集

看有人整理资料说麻哥过生日老八儿子女儿送了一堆东西一长串，老四儿子掏出来俩鼻烟壶还是什么，淡淡的幽默感弥漫着（）

虐待一下后院人（皇室宗亲真是太无序繁育的纯后院人了吧）
老四加油你不是杀兄屠弟，你只是提前几百年给人进行绝育放归和物理消灭

不过感觉老四弄死老九点心态确实和弄死老八心态不太一样，老九感觉是纯脑子不够➕爱嘴贱➕真拿豆包不当干粮拿老四不当皇上（。
老八是他这个人行为就很别扭，没法下决心搏一把真闹腾，也没法真的放下身段放下自己的政治能量给老四干活，虽然真干了感觉老四也不会多用它多喜欢他，一手烂牌到游戏结束了也不想下牌桌也不想继续玩，就抓着牌站着直到天黑去伏冥诛（）

总之翻物料感觉很有趣，斗到这个程度导致走向不同结局的竟然和智商阴谋诡计都不太有关系了，推动这些的竟然是各自的人类性格里最顽固最无法更改的部分，再怎么玩弄阴谋和政治最终还是被血肉和惯性拖累，无法抵抗自己的肉所以走向自己的位置

也可以说是麻哥繁育一堆惊世奇人和奇怪病人玩大逃杀，谁来给他做个绝育吧别生了让人害怕了都

思索了一下也没很想做谁的公公谁的嬷嬷，乱伦一圈都可以，可能想做太子公公？想看一下太子操操爹操操兄弟，都太子了给麻子的高血压再添一把火吧

总感觉麻子真不是很拿太子之外的繁殖产物当人看，但是他自己不在乎又不准太子不在乎，必须要求人兄友弟恭，然后自己急性精神病发作期就什么都骂，把人骂破防了又气凭什么骂了你就破防（）而且还默许其他繁殖产物跟太子争，就这样把太子搞成大清飞踢爱好者也不奇怪，而且飞踢老四他也没什么表示，但是十八死了太子不care就不行，标准比半个秃瓢的发际线究竟在哪里还难琢磨

但是真看见兄弟关系好了就警铃大作马上就感觉老八吴三桂在世了（）虽然还真有点诡异的相似感吧还挺精准的，但是老八主流舞法那个大清魅魔完全吃不下连滚带爬跑了，老八给自己的感觉只是个公用电话投币就能打电话传话给任何人，一直投钱就能一直用，最后人改家用电话了他就让人拆了

而且老四论述老八坏也怪有意思的，说老八在麻子病的时候跟自己说现在好了谁知道以后他身体怎么样，说大家看看老八这人太坏了完全不孝顺麻子（）说真的你都这么写了你也不是很孝顺麻子吧老四，这一堆人里面真对麻子很孝顺的只有小四，因为他只是朦胧的跟麻子相处了，心里只有幻想之麻就可以孝顺一下
但是老四老八太子他们是#真实之麻降临在我身边

老八偶尔又想诡异的恶心一下老四也挺好笑的，被关着了说我要每天多吃一碗饭绝对不能自己死了，死了也要等着老四弄死自己想臭臭老四名声（倒是都很知道老四在乎什么）
不过最后却是呕吐到无法吃饭呕血死了

想看太子脚踢四力半老四拳打辛者库罪人之子老八，想看这种画面

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


I'm not quite sure.
Looks like it's kind of frying.
Okay, I'll add some more.
Maybe I didn't put enough breadcrumbs on them.
Dude, I don't know what I'm doing.
Just dropping them in.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


The West.
The West is like that, isn't it?
Why, yes.
Perhaps not as much so.
John Barnett, metalsmith.
Christopher Colt, gun salesman.
Guns.
Is that so?
Guns, Indeed.
You must have a sample case.
Why, yes.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


我不知道你有没有注意到网路上有一些对你的诽谤？
还敢来学校？
你不可能天真地以为别人什么都不知道。
不可以。
我到底做错了什么？
在我还没搞清楚事情是怎么回事以前，你不要见面，也不要联络。
你可以听你自己心里面的声音，它会告诉你你想要什么。
跟他在一起的时候，你都在想什么。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


@Edent ah, interesting - was the Hub 5 something you had to request from Virgin, or did you just get one elsewhere and set it up? (As per recent discussion was issued with a 5x, with its lack Modem Mode.)

@yvan I already had the Hub 4. I went onto their online chat and whinged about poor download speeds until they sent me a new Hub.
If you're on the XPON network, I don't think you have a choice though.

@Edent ah yeah, just been trying to do some research, but it's all a bit muddy... I'm FTTP/XGS-PON so I think just stuck with the 5x... not an insurmountable problem, just a little annoying. (But compared to unreliable <40mpbs BT rotting fenland copper that cost me more than Virgin... I'm not really complaining.)

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


I am waiting, professor.
Well, what do you see in my hand?
I see the hand of a of a charming young man.
Within the next few months Lord Arthur will go on a voyage.
Naturally, his honeymoon.
And lose a relative.
Well, we all lose relatives.
Sometimes I think they were created for the purpose.
Can you tell us any more?
No, Lady Clementine.
That's all I can say.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


All right, hold on a little bit more teal.
Okay, now let it kind of just fall over itself like this, but letting it run down so it creates cells as it spins.
I want it to run into each other versus kind of just spreading out.
You know what I mean?
So that's currently what I'm doing.
I love it.
Let's get this.
Here we go.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


那后面就是大陆很有名的戒指店。
他们到了。
些纪念品店那里大阪的特产买到包，嘿嘿，好吃，看章鱼烧啦！
嗯，不愧是大阪，用料。
非常的实在。
我现在想到顿觉也待拍完了之后要去哪里呢？
好像要去看夜景喔！

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


好！
希望维修大个子们等一下就来试试看吧！
A顶上还有插头呢！
它应该有有插座插座根线的哦，不会是没有吧？
这个哎，我等一下还没开园，它这里面有附一些电池，还有什么？
应该是filter吧。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


right, so, as i was saying, i dmed this very well known and very friendly seeming artist-type person and gave em the usual spiel:
- how bridge works
- how to bridge
- please do so because i want to follow you and reblog some of your stuff that i like
- if you don't want to, that's fine
and they responded "not doing that" which is all well and good but then they blocked me???
just like, for absolutely no fucking reason

not naming any names because i do NOT dislike anybody involved and i certainly do not want to incite any brigading, but this has happened with several people now, including people who have REBLOGGED AND LIKED BRIDGED POSTS FROM THIS ACCOUNT (my main), which is WHY I WANTED TO FOLLOW THEM

if they had just said "no thanks" they would have gotten an "ok, perfectly understandable! :)" or the like from me, but now everyone has to put up with my confused ranting instead. i'm not even angry, i'm just *genuinely baffled*

bsky people, is this a genuine issue over on your platform (because it's one i've almost *never* had over here on this side of the bridge) or am i just running into bad apple after bad apple

I honestly don't know what people's general feelings are about enabling the Bridgy Fed here, because that's just not a topic that ever comes up tbh (unfortunately)… But there's definitely some subset of people here who are super trigger-happy about the block button, I'm not a fan of this either.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


没事儿。
然后妈妈说我做得对。
那时候没有钱买衣服，然后穿的都是以前小的衣服，我妈妈就把袜子啊，就把袜子那个钥匙给剪开，然后放在那个秋裤底下，然后这样秋裤就变长了，就是一节一节的那种秋裤。

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


今天来挑战这两瓶啊，我就冻了一个小时。
不知道能不能成功。
艾玛！
真费劲！
然后。
不用害怕啊，这个是可以吃的哦！

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


This guy helps me with all my chores.
My cat sitter spoils my cats with treats, so I need to give them some treats because they're probably like, what the heck, mom?
All right, boys.
I didn't really make you work for that.
Go get it.
No, Gunnar.
Gunnar is so mean.

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


就是这样，下面的台让你试试看好了。
学长，我这个学习速度这么快，来，我们打开放在正中间，合起来按期。
对，没错！
我是不是就可以独立上手了？
没有，没有，我开玩笑，我开玩笑，我也是被伤害了。
啊！
所以你会不会你这样过去之后，你就有新的邂逅了？
我会不会？

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Japanese text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):


死老板想用ai流程跑摄影图跑产品图这样就不用招聘摄影了，然后免费ai跑的是一坨，花钱的ai一个月几百美金还有设备数量限制，嗯，最后跑完了还要丢给设计来ps把不合理的地方修掉，工作量跟细菌一样繁殖了，好想死，让ai把自己吃了吧不想活了想死

之前做的品牌设计也要一个个全都塞给ai让老板给指令让它参考这些做出类似风格的设计，说真的不知道自己坐在这还干嘛，想死，何必把人找过来加班，想找个楼跳算了

好想辞了去旅游逛一圈然后找个地方死了算了

不过倒是坐着想明白了自己可能不是特别需要做出一个好的东西（）当然画好看的画或者好看的有意思的设计真的很好很开心，也羡慕别人能做到很好很漂亮很强，但是自己整的一团乱也非要弄就是这个过程真的挺有意思，喜欢干这件事（）不继续做不如去死，不做就没法活下去

是物理性质的没法活（）成绩上学的时候就是一坨，不干这个就没大学念脑子也是一团浆糊，不干点还能干的工作就这个能力水平感觉很难挣到养活自己的钱

心里隐隐的期待死了之前去借一大笔钱然后玩一圈就去死（）不过想一想就很可怕，但是不知不觉攒到了基本够玩一圈就去死的钱了，嗯就这样的工作能力连滚带爬也能去死了真是太好了

Instruction: You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):

You are a professional Japanese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Japanese (jpn_Jpan). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Japanese grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Japanese. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Japanese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Japanese (jpn_Jpan):