What's the matter with you?
Are you in a trance or something?
You're in the wrong lane.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Helen.
There goes my whole week's salary.
I haven't had a full paycheck since Christmas.
Oh, that's all going to be changed tonight.
But, gee, what if they just say strike and leave us out on a limb?
They won't.
Our demands are reasonable.
Yeah.
If I lose this job, it'll mean pedaling, chewing gum and lead pencils for me.
I ain't a looker.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Maybe you'll have to.
Paul, please.
Everything's settled.
You're going to theological school tomorrow and you're going in that suit.
Gary.
Theodore.
The way it's mended, no one would ever notice.
It was torn.
I'll know it.
I don't see what difference that makes as long as nobody else does.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


All right, I'm gonna be over here making pasta.
With, like, I don't know if it's gonna work.
The way you do it is.
Wait, what are you doing?
I'm doing it.
I don't like.
It.
This is how you do it.
I've watched.
Guys.
This is.
Nothing's gonna go wrong.
You're gonna take a clump of flour, a little bit of salt, mix it around, you're gonna make a little well in the middle, and that's where you're gonna pour a touch of olive oil.
But mainly like an egg's worth of the liquid aquafaba.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


@hacks4pancakes What do you think is actually going on?
Confused? Anxious? Executive Dysfunction? Unrealistic? Bone idle?
(I'm NOT confusing ND with idleness in my internal ontology here, but I wonder if either might be contributing...)

@hacks4pancakes @DamonHD Foe emigration at least, I can imagine myself saying “oh I’m so jealous, I would LOVE to do that” when the truth is there are internal or external reasons why I wouldn’t/couldn’t and someone offering to help me with the logistics wouldn’t change that so I politely decline.

@darryl @hacks4pancakes The grown-up way to politely decline would be "I got ahead of myself: I cannot do that for other reasons much as I'd like to", not brushing it off as a diary issue!

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


But whatever you end up choosing, you know I'll always be there for you.
Shoo!
Shoo!
Thanks for waiting.
And Hinako, too.
Rinko, what were you guys talking about?
Uh hmm.
Uh.
Nothing, really.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


It's just I cannot handle him.
There is another school he might try instead of discipline.
It teaches self-discipline.
It might help Jeff control his energy.
It's called Kempo school.
It's not one of those new hippy hippie schools, isn't it?
Oh, Carl.
Old school, 2000 years old.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Don't you have these exact same shoes?
Excuse me, but these have a pearlized finish.
The other ones are patent leather.
What's wrong with patent leather?
They were like screaming 1995.
It was totally embarrassing.
That's it.
Shoes do not scream.
What year it is.
The shopping addiction of yours has got to stop.
But, daddy.
From now on, no more pit stops on rodeo.
No visits to the mall, no little hikes along Melrose.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Thank you, Malcolm.
Not at all, Mr. Dreiser.
Tell Paul I said goodbye.
I will.
What are you sniffling about, Theodore?
I'm not sniffling.
Look here, son, I'm tired of having you mope around because Paul's going away to school.
You should be happy that your brother's going to be a minister.
I am happy.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


(1/?)
@lorry
> Bumble is dire at Trust and Safety
Care to expand on that or link me?
> Whitney (Bumble) [is] a billionaire anyway, so what does she care?
I presume she didn't found Bumble by herself, maybe wasn't even part of the original group (as with Melon Husk and Tesla). What about the rest of them?
@screwlisp

(2/?)
@lorry
> I imagine there's still space for going back to the old model
There's plenty of new models to be tried that would be a huge improvement over playing hashtag roulette, either on DataFarms or decentralised social networks. One idea I saw was online dating as a group-based social experience. This is a handwave in the right direction. As is @cy's idea about matchmakers in another branch of this thread.

(3/?)
Speaking of roulette, what about a Chat Roulette style speed-dating app?
The app could;
* perform some basic T&S vetting (to minimise unsolicited dick-cam, etc), including confirming what general area you're in (ask me how!)
* throw you into a round of realtime speed dating with others in your area (text? Voice? Video? see 4/4).
* As with normal speed dating, if you both Favourite each other after talking, you get each others' contacts
#OnlineDating #ChatRoulette

@strypey I nearly joined #Chatroulette, but then Covid and the Ukraine war started, so that never went anywhere. I had a different direction I wanted to take them, though.
#Bumble #TrustAndSafety ? Well, the industry isn't exactly full of dating site whistleblowers, but safety workers in the industry do talk to me. I know more than I would ever want to know about the inside workings of most dating sites, and sadly. It's not really an amazing revelation that Bumble is as bad as the rest, though.
None of the dating sites puts more than a veneer of effort into T&S. They weigh the cost of litigation against the cost of actually doing the work, and so far, litigation costs have always been lower.

@lorry
> he industry isn't exactly full of dating site whistleblowers
Any particular reason for that?
> They weigh the cost of litigation against the cost of actually doing the work, and so far, litigation costs have always been lower
Huh. The Fight Club principle at work. Sad. We deserve better from our digital matchmaking tools.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


In a surprise Inspector Clouseau twist, I now have an extra thing to investigate for Spooky Kitties Sciences!
I was doing a quick scroll through the evenings secondary camera video, when I spotted a curious The Inspector standing on the trunk of the tree near the feeding station. Kept jumping around, finding him near where the magpies had been, so I initially suspect(edit) he was simply chasing them as they sometimes let him do, until I randomly chance stop...
#SpookyKittiesSciences

There Inspector Clouseau was, rolling around like crazing about 2 meters NE of the tree, mostly hidden by the unfortunate placement of the awnings east post. Still, there he was for 5 minutes, at which point he ran back up the tree, walked across the lawn to the hill, flattened himself at the bottom, and then ran off camera, presumably in the middle of The Zoomies.
2/
#SpookyKittiesSciences

Now, as some of my Spooky Kitties Sciences readers may know, the motivations behind that tests are not just to entertain the kitties. While the most important aspect is the genuine curiosity I had seeing the kitties rolling around in the snow, I really wanted to find something that The Inspector liked. I came out of the initial testing with only a single moment to hint that he liked something. What that was is still a mystery.
3/
#SpookyKittiesSciences

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


You got something?
Allison.
Get away from me!
Easy, pal.
Easy.
I said stay back!
I'm here to help.
Okay.
Help!
How?
I'm a police detective.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


They're narcissists.
They think the whole world revolves around them.
Everything is about them.
So if they cut you off, that's because they needed that spot more than you did.
And how dare you question that?
How dare you question that?
They made a move and they're the most important person.
Anyways, yeah, it is what it is, right?

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


All right.
I didn't realize this involved frying, and I don't think I did this correctly because the recipe did not tell me how much breadcrumbs to add.
So we shall see how this goes.
It's also, like super messy.
It's not really frying.
Really confused.
I just let the zucchini drop to the bottom.
I'm afraid this might be a big fail.
Is it frying?

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


It'll be just like giving us allowance.
But you only have to pay us one time.
This might be a little more than our allowance was actually even combined.
We were.
We grew up in the 90s when things were cheap.
Can Twitch subs watch the bonus episode?
Yes.
Go to discord G g Wolf Den and you can, uh, if you link your Twitch account, there's a supporter only channel and I've been, uh, putting links to all of the bonus episodes there.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


@rechelon extremely unpopular is one way of putting it… i don’t live in berlin but i think people everywhere had roughly the same response, which is “fuck these assholes for doing something that leaves so many uninvolved people without electricity and treating it like necessary collateral damage”. I’ve seen lots of people speculate that it was a false flag to make the left look bad. Not that the cops care, they are probably giddy with excitement now (a gross thing to imagine) that they have a pretense to raid and criminalize the leftist scene.

@enby_of_the_apocalypse
Yeah, I mean it seems like there's still about half a dozen anticivs raised on meme accounts who are shocked the scene didn't stand with them, but are extremely shocked that old timer anticivs who felt disrespected by said crew and haven't backed them.

@enby_of_the_apocalypse
I do worry that we'll see a self-justification spiral where a handful of anticivs get so mad at the movement for not supporting their super based attack on the civilized that they end up in ITS level shit within a year or two of isolation and seething.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


The fried eggs have turned to scrambled eggs.
You know what?
Considering we didn't have a spatula, it's not horrible.
Yum.
Alrighty.
It's breakfast time.
It is 904 and we're still at 100%.
To be fair, we didn't really do anything with the phone just yet.
It was just mostly sitting there in my pocket.
Also, yes, I do put the the milk in first because this way the cereal doesn't get soggy.
Unfortunately, it seems my opinion is a rather unpopular one.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


I'm not quite sure.
Looks like it's kind of frying.
Okay, I'll add some more.
Maybe I didn't put enough breadcrumbs on them.
Dude, I don't know what I'm doing.
Just dropping them in.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


I am standing in a volcano.
Pretty much.
This whole thing is one big crater.
And then there's these little sub craters that are just billowing out steam.
Slow down.
Yeah.
Like that.
Good, good.
Stop, stop.
Okay.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


It's nice to meet you, Chuck.
His dad's National Guard regiment was just called up.
So he and his mom are staying with me on the ranch.
MM.
Are you going into the newspaper business, Chuck?
Hey, Chuck, why don't you show Camila the sights of our town while I catch up with Kelly?
Sounds like a good idea.
Why don't you go?

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


"An utterly miserable day": Kempton Park meeting marred by death of three horses

The Lanzarote Hurdle card at Kempton Park was marred by the death of three horses, including the Grade One-winning Kalif Du Berlais, whose loss Paul Nicholls described as "a big kick in the teeth" and a "sad day."

Kalif Du Berlais - whose ownership group includes Sir Alex Ferguson - unseated Harry Cobden in the four-runner Coral Silviniaco Conti Chase and landed lame, with the broken shoulder he sustained proving untreatable and he was euthanised by the veterinary team on Saturday.

Nicholls said: "It's a sad day when you lose horses like that, it's hard on the whole team. It's a big kick in the teeth for everyone, the owners, the poor girl who looks after him - you hate to see that happen. He was just showing his class today, he jumped and travelled well and sadly now he will never be able to show the potential we thought he had.

"I can say as much as I like, but it's just a shame for the whole team. Harry was extremely upset and is missing his ride in the last as he doesn't feel great about it. He's a big, bold horse who attacks his fences and those horses, when they do that, can end up having a bad fall.

"He was enthusiastic today and travelling beautifully and we'll never know where we would have ended up, we've always had a lot of faith in him. These things happen, sadly, and we'll have to try to pick ourselves up and move forward. These horses get the best of everything, there's not much you can say to make it better at this point.

"It never gets any easier when these things happen and it's a big old blow."

In the Coral Daily Rewards Shaker Handicap Chase, Jonjo and AJ O'Neill's Peso was pulled up on the flat with an injury that could not be treated, leaving racecourse vets with no choice but to euthanise him.

Harry Derham saddled Wertpol for the juvenile hurdle and the horse looked to be running a huge race before falling at the last and sustaining a life-ending injury. Derham said on his X account: "An utterly miserable day at Kempton Park today losing Wertpol who we only had the good fortune of having in our yard for a short period of time.

"It's a sad day when you lose horses like that, it's hard on the whole team. It's a big kick in the teeth for everyone," said Paul Nicholls. Photograph: Alan Crowhurst/Getty Images

"He was a bright talent who was fresh and happy doing his work every day, often playing around and expressing himself. He loved his job and I am so sad for his Heart Of The South syndicate, who are the most wonderful group of people. Racing can at times be a painful sport and today has been a tough day for a number of connections. A day to forget."

A spokesperson for Kempton Park said: "All of us at Kempton Park care deeply about the welfare of all racehorses, as do the thousands of racing staff who provide them with world-class levels of care at home every day. Our heartfelt condolences are with the connections of all three horses."

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is a news article. Ensure the translation is formal and consistent with journalistic standards. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


I'm doing a eekly 1hr meeting where I'm going over with a director of engineering my soap box on managing a product management organization and actually it's coming out to be a pretty good episodic thing

Topics have been
- different types of product managers and the basic skill sets in developing requirements
- how product managers ensure an ongoing cadence for an engineering team
- dealing with product managers with varying backgrounds (engineering, data analyst, operational SME, consulting etc)
what's been fun is that this Director and I worked at a previous company with product managers that I didn't manage and I'm able to reference "hey remember that person? that person was awesome and here's why."

so in various email chains and slack threads I'll forward them to said director (if he's already not in there) and be like "ok a GOOD product manager would do THIS" and a "BAD product maanger would do THAT" rememember when so and so did THIS? that was good.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


painting with bazkie! 🧵 a (slow) thread [1/x]
I figured it'd be fun to share the whole process that goes into making a painting a custom scene. could be useful to some, and entertaining to others :)
👩🦱 ~ EVE & ADAM ~ 🧔♂
as you all know, I'm a deeply religious person 🛐 so..
the scene: we're in the garden of eden. adam is eating apples from the forbidden tree, because of course he is. eve is having none of his shit, grabs an unfortunate unsuspecting nearby serpent, and is about to whip the shit out of adam. 🐍
#painting

painting with bazkie! 🧵 a (slow) thread [2/x]
so, we're gonna need reference photos. I want eve to be in the process of swinging the serpent around; so then I figured a baseball batter would be a good fit.
so wading through the AI slop, I found this actual photo that has a nice pose and good lighting.

painting with bazkie! 🧵 a (slow) thread [3/x]
I want adam to be in a protective stance, while also holding a forbidden apple, and all this, seen from the side/back. also, the lighting has to come from the same side as the batter. so all and all, it's pretty hard to find a proper reference pic for this, so I am posing for this one myself.
took about 20 pics with slightly different in stances etc., and decided on this one. (the right hand is going to hold the apple)

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


I've never seen Jessica do so much chores at home.
You're right.
I think I literally do like, two weeks worth of dishes.
The one day I'm here, but I'm always like, tells me that I can't leave the dishes in the sink.
Can't leave my stuff in the sink.
I'm so diligent here.
Just not at home.
But hey, if I'm washing stuff for him at the shop, it should be okay that I leave some stuff at home, right?

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Oh, yes, now I see.
I think I shall call you Pinocchio, my little pine nut.
Oh, my, my, how late it's gotten.
You see, Pinocchio already your company has become distraction to me.
Well, I really must be off to bed now.
Lots of work to do tomorrow.
There will be much awaiting you as well when the morning sun rises.
Sleep well, my boy.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Just so you know, Harriet and I didn't actually get back together.
What?
But I saw you kiss her.
Joan.
My acting like I liked you turned real.
And now I'm all confused because I got what I wanted.
But I don't think I want it anymore.
Like that time my parents got Fergie to perform at my ninth birthday and I was like, oh, this is sick.
Then she actually performed and I was like, oh, I forgot what Fergie sounds like.
Does that make sense?
It makes all the sense.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Ryan, if you ever feel like you're losing hope and you need a little Christmas miracle, just dial S for Santa.
Ryan, grandma needs you.
Okay, Alana.
I'll be back.
Santa.
It's one thing to fill his head with nonsense about the North Pole, but dial S for Santa.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


@ptoothfish why do all of the kids’ IMDb headshots look like they’re screen grabs from This Person Does Not Exist dot com? 😬

@bloodflowersburning yup the whole production machine is giving uncanny valley
even if they are real kids underneath, i wonder how much tuning up their images get 😬
smiles widened, dimples accentuated, etc
i stand by my assertion they will be treated like hot-swappable parts if they do anything complicated like have an opinion or grow into their faces wrong

@ptoothfish oh they absolutely will. There’s probably even some contract clauses that lands them in deep weta if they even sneeze wrong.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Yes.
No bath.
Best shower of my life.
I thought I would do an unboxing together.
I kind of want to take these home.
They're the Ritz slippers, and my room service is here.
That's why I switched from a bath to a shower.
Because I wanted to hurry up so I can eat food.
Oh my gosh, are you kidding me?
So cute.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


They got so many trains out there, they got a hard time keeping them running into each other.
Got trains going every which way.
Got people on all of them.
Somebody going, well, somebody just left.
I believe everybody stayed in one place.
This be a better world.
Now.
What I done learnt in 27 years of railroading is this.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


This guy helps me with all my chores.
My cat sitter spoils my cats with treats, so I need to give them some treats because they're probably like, what the heck, mom?
All right, boys.
I didn't really make you work for that.
Go get it.
No, Gunnar.
Gunnar is so mean.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


My brother in He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, what you are describing is a consequence of _misogyny_, not "misandry."

I desperately need men to realize that just because it's directed at them and an actual serious problem doesn't mean it is "misandry."
Just saw someone describe being discriminated against _for being considered effeminate_ as "misandry" and I just.

It's not that you aren't experiencing something real. You very well may be. But it isn't "misandry." Because "misandry" doesn't exist.
Yes, this applies to trans men as well. "Transmisandry" _also_ isn't a thing and just contributes to anti-feminist narratives. It treats itself as a mirror of transmisogyny, but transmisogyny is _intersective_: we experience transphobia _and_ we experience misogyny _and_ we experience this unholy thing that happens when the two interact. It's not a subset, even an exclusive subset, it's an intersection.
But the following all are absolutely problems that can be talked about!
* Transphobia/Transmisia
* Antitransmasculity
* Transemasculation
* Misogyny
It sucks to be discriminated against, but the language that we use is so, so important here.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


But why do you ask?
I'm going to meet him someday, right?
Just trying to get to know him.
You know.
Honey, you need to relax, okay?
My parents are nice people.
MM.
I believe you.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Tonight in #MMRPG! My back finally shuts up enough that I can GM again as the heroes continue their search for the missing girl Cammie. Vega the Digital Dragon surprises a trio of mischievous scamps who snuck into her arcade in the middle of the night but one of them recognizes her as a town superhero and they end up having a heartwarming moment geeking out over video games. Unfortunately, the moment is interrupted by somebody or something landing on the roof of the arcade... 1/?

Vega goes to investigate and finds Dr. Vesper, in his monstrous bat form that the press has dubbed the "Gargoyle Man," along with a harpy-like creature that Vesper describes as his "little protegee." Vesper says that they have come to introduce themselves and invite Vega to join their society of man-creature misfits that is led by "The Madame," Dr. Diana Laughton of the Laughton Institute. 2/?

Vega buys some time to get the mischievous scamps out of the arcade and call the rest of the Mythics for backup, then plays along at being interested in joining this "new family." Vesper and Harpy (who does not speak once during the interaction) lead Vega to a ship in the harbor, where the Laughton Institute appears to be packing up their things... presumably because they know they're drawing attention from Agent Carter and A.R.G.E.N.T. among others. 3/?

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Where is he, Bill?
Out there.
Don't you girls back down tonight?
We got a surprise for you.
That sounds exciting.
Tommy, just you wait and see.
Hello?
Hello.
Hello, Jim.
They told me it was somebody about the hall for tonight.
You don't think they'd let me in the kitchen if they knew I was organizing the strike, do you?
You're pretty smart, aren't you?
Can you get away?
Yes.
Give me one minute to change my dress.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Ironing the lightweight green corduroy for my first try at the Sachi's Studio Newsboy Cap pattern. I don't know how I feel about the recommendation to use interfacing but it probably does want something to stiffen and thicken it a bit.
#millinery

Sachi's newsboy cap pattern advises to cut the crown pieces diagonal to the weave ("on the bias") to allow more stretch around the circumference but that will make the corduroy rows run aslant, where I prefer them vertical.
We shall see. This is the test cookie to get a feel for the pattern. I like corduroy for texture but green wouldn't be my first choice, and this fabric is lightweight enough that I should add a layer, whether interfacing or what-have-you from the stash.

On a second look, my fabric isn't corduroy at all, it's just velvet, so I can cut at 45° to the fabric weave like Sachi suggests in the Newsboy Cap pattern and it won't look strange.
#millinery

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is user-generated content from a social media platform and is accompanied by anonymized screenshot images that provide visual context. Use the screenshot context to resolve ambiguity, but translate only the text provided for translation. Do not reproduce spelling mistakes. Reproduce marks of expressiveness that communicate meaningful intent (e.g. enthusiasm through capitalisation or elongation) in a way that is natural in Ligurian, Italy. Copy URLs and user handles directly rather than translating them. However, translate hashtags as appropriate for the translation to be natural for social media text. Follow the punctuation of the source text as best as possible. Additional punctuation should be added only if not doing so would seriously alter the comprehension of the text. Translate text in an informal style, like close friends talking, even if it changes the original tone. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Maintain the HTML formatting of the original source text. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):


Oh.
Over here.
I was like, I swear I saw better ones online.
Oh, this is the one I looked at.
It's like a blue tie dye color where I could go with this purple one.
What one were you thinking?
That's a kit.
Has a strap in it.
Um.
Oh, and a block.
I saw people with these blocks in the class yesterday.
Because when you're doing like certain stretches and you can't reach the ground, it like really helps.
Wait, I don't like the way this feels.
It doesn't feel like it's going to grip.

Instruction: You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original text while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original text is automatically transcribed from spoken language and can contain errors. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate the following text into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):

You are a professional Ligurian, Italy translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original utterance(s) while adhering to Ligurian, Italy grammar and vocabulary and ensuring that the translation is natural. The original data is speech in video format and should be translated to Ligurian, Italy text. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Do not include non-linguistic sounds (e.g. laughter, groans, hesitation sounds, etc.), but do include interjections. If a word is interrupted, either guess the full word if possible or otherwise omit it. Keep foreign words as they are when translating. Produce only the Ligurian, Italy translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Output the text such that each sentence is on a separate line. Please translate it into Ligurian, Italy (lij_Latn):